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DRACULA (2025)

It’s a flashy heap of pure camp from beginning to end, made even more amusing because the movie doesn’t exhibit the self-awareness to realize it.

February 2, 2026 by Ian Sedensky.
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SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT (2025)

Can an audience even tell if someone is a drifter if he doesn’t wrap fingerless gloves around a cup of coffee poured by a folksy waitress at a greasy spoon?

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January 29, 2026 by Ian Sedensky.
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MOTHER OF FLIES (2025)

Watching an Adams Family film can be like watching Doctor Frankenstein furiously flitting about in his lab.

January 26, 2026 by Ian Sedensky.
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FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S 2 (2025)

Evidently, “Five Nights at Freddy’s 2” was made for TruFans™ who would rather spend the movie repeatedly reenacting the Leonardo pointing meme.

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January 20, 2026 by Ian Sedensky.
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DUST BUNNY (2025)

“Dust Bunny” tries its best to be gateway horror, but extended stretches of silence repeatedly followed by slow buildups really tax the tempo.

January 15, 2026 by Ian Sedensky.
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SLEEPWALKER (2026)

“Sleepwalker” was developed from a seven-minute short from 2024, which explains why its 89-minute runtime goes on 81 minutes too long.

January 12, 2026 by Ian Sedensky.
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CHAIN REACTIONS (2024)

How many miles anyone gets out of “Chain Reactions” depends on individual investment not only in TCM, obviously, but in the five subjects speaking.

January 8, 2026 by Ian Sedensky.
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HALLOW ROAD (2025)

Compelling performances keep “Hallow Road” swimming as strongly as possible against the strong current of a drowsy pace.

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January 5, 2026 by Ian Sedensky.
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MATCH (2025)

If “Match” had been shot in the 1970s, it would have become a cult classic for its skin-crawling weirdness that’s still snicker-worthy in a wicked way.

January 1, 2026 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE (2025)

It assumes everyone watching must be a dimwit too dense to understand how the most basic storytelling concepts work.

December 23, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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PREDATOR: BADLANDS (2025)

It’s a better idea to lighten up on the outrage and enjoy “Predator: Badlands” for its high value as an action-intensive outer space adventure.

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December 17, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE CARPENTER'S SON (2025)

Although it leaps off a compelling springboard, “The Carpenter’s Son” lands in a shallow pool in search of more commanding material.

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December 12, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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KEEPER (2025)

“Keeper” is more of a movie meant to highlight Tatiana Maslany’s talent anyway, and that is where the film sees its greatest success.

December 10, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE NAUGHTY LIST OF MR. SCROOGE (2024)

Compared to the pointless pap Winnie and Mickey are put through nowadays, crude Scrooge ends up looking as noble as Charles Foster Kane.

December 8, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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ADULT SWIM YULE LOG 2: BRANCHIN' OUT (2024)

I don’t know whether to emphasize “this” or “the,” but this is the humorous holiday horror movie you definitely want to enjoy at Christmastime.

December 4, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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PRIMITIVE WAR (2025)

If a Vietnam War movie doesn’t include Creedence Clearwater Revival’s “Fortunate Son” on its soundtrack, is it even a Vietnam War movie?

December 1, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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BONE LAKE (2024)

“Bone Lake” comes across as a genuinely committed attempt to craft a slick little film streaked with some slaughter and a slight touch of self-aware silliness.

November 26, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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COYOTES (2025)

“Coyotes” builds a stale-tasting nothingburger with moldy buns of humor, curdled condiments of horror, and meat missing from the middle.

November 24, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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DREAM EATER (2025)

Mimicking common “found footage” mistakes by merely going through the motions is the curse afflicting “Dream Eater.”

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November 19, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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SHELBY OAKS (2024)

More of a ”side of the road” stop than destination entertainment, “Shelby Oaks” would fit well in a faux documentary marathon, just not as the main draw.

November 17, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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DRACULA (2025)
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Feb 2, 2026

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FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S 2 (2025)
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FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S 2 (2025)
Jan 20, 2026

Evidently, “Five Nights at Freddy’s 2” was made for TruFans™ who would rather spend the movie repeatedly reenacting the Leonardo pointing meme.

Jan 20, 2026
PREDATOR: BADLANDS (2025)
Dec 17, 2025
PREDATOR: BADLANDS (2025)
Dec 17, 2025

It’s a better idea to lighten up on the outrage and enjoy “Predator: Badlands” for its high value as an action-intensive outer space adventure.

Dec 17, 2025
THE CARPENTER'S SON (2025)
Dec 12, 2025
THE CARPENTER'S SON (2025)
Dec 12, 2025

Although it leaps off a compelling springboard, “The Carpenter’s Son” lands in a shallow pool in search of more commanding material.

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CURSE OF THE CLOWN MOTEL (2023)
Mar 27, 2025
CURSE OF THE CLOWN MOTEL (2023)
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I can't recommend "Curse of the Clown Motel,” but I can recommend a trip to the actual Clown Motel and its surrounding town of Tonopah, Nevada.

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