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SLEEPWALKER (2026)

“Sleepwalker” was developed from a seven-minute short from 2024, which explains why its 89-minute runtime goes on 81 minutes too long.

January 12, 2026 by Ian Sedensky.
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CHAIN REACTIONS (2024)

How many miles anyone gets out of “Chain Reactions” depends on individual investment not only in TCM, obviously, but in the five subjects speaking.

January 8, 2026 by Ian Sedensky.
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HALLOW ROAD (2025)

Compelling performances keep “Hallow Road” swimming as strongly as possible against the strong current of a drowsy pace.

January 5, 2026 by Ian Sedensky.
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MATCH (2025)

If “Match” had been shot in the 1970s, it would have become a cult classic for its skin-crawling weirdness that’s still snicker-worthy in a wicked way.

January 1, 2026 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE (2025)

It assumes everyone watching must be a dimwit too dense to understand how the most basic storytelling concepts work.

December 23, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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PREDATOR: BADLANDS (2025)

It’s a better idea to lighten up on the outrage and enjoy “Predator: Badlands” for its high value as an action-intensive outer space adventure.

Tagged with February 2026.

December 17, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE CARPENTER'S SON (2025)

Although it leaps off a compelling springboard, “The Carpenter’s Son” lands in a shallow pool in search of more commanding material.

December 12, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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KEEPER (2025)

“Keeper” is more of a movie meant to highlight Tatiana Maslany’s talent anyway, and that is where the film sees its greatest success.

Tagged with January 2026.

December 10, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE NAUGHTY LIST OF MR. SCROOGE (2024)

Compared to the pointless pap Winnie and Mickey are put through nowadays, crude Scrooge ends up looking as noble as Charles Foster Kane.

December 8, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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ADULT SWIM YULE LOG 2: BRANCHIN' OUT (2024)

I don’t know whether to emphasize “this” or “the,” but this is the humorous holiday horror movie you definitely want to enjoy at Christmastime.

December 4, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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PRIMITIVE WAR (2025)

If a Vietnam War movie doesn’t include Creedence Clearwater Revival’s “Fortunate Son” on its soundtrack, is it even a Vietnam War movie?

December 1, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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BONE LAKE (2024)

“Bone Lake” comes across as a genuinely committed attempt to craft a slick little film streaked with some slaughter and a slight touch of self-aware silliness.

November 26, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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COYOTES (2025)

“Coyotes” builds a stale-tasting nothingburger with moldy buns of humor, curdled condiments of horror, and meat missing from the middle.

November 24, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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DREAM EATER (2025)

Mimicking common “found footage” mistakes by merely going through the motions is the curse afflicting “Dream Eater.”

November 19, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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SHELBY OAKS (2024)

More of a ”side of the road” stop than destination entertainment, “Shelby Oaks” would fit well in a faux documentary marathon, just not as the main draw.

Tagged with January 2026.

November 17, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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QUEENS OF THE DEAD (2025)

Confidently surfing a tidal wave of brazen gags, Tina Romero’s horror-comedy creates a partygoer personality as chic as its colorful characters.

November 13, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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FRANKENSTEIN (2025)

Guillermo del Toro’s creative freedom to be as artistically indulgent as he wants becomes a double-edged sword in this case.

November 10, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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BLACK PHONE 2 (2025)

“Black Phone 2’s” crossover into “A Nightmare on Elm Street” territory works well on the surface, but not as well for the familiar fiction operating underneath.

Tagged with January 2026.

November 5, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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HELL HOUSE LLC: LINEAGE (2025)

This is an unentertaining sequel that’s poorly designed as a movie, and unnecessarily plodding as a story.

October 30, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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GOOD BOY (2025)

“Good Boy” rises above its gimmick label by adding thematic heft to what could otherwise have been a one-and-done stunt.

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October 28, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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