THE LAST HOUSE (2026)

Studio:   Netflix
Director: Louis Leterrier
Writer:   Matthew Robinson
Producer: Peter Chernin, Jenno Topping, Kori Adelson, Louis Leterrier, Oly Obst
Stars:    Greta Lee, Wagner Moura, Gabriel Barbosa, Emma Ho, Riley Chung, Noah Alexander Sosnowski

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Summary:

A family fights to survive when everyone in the world becomes inexplicably sealed inside their homes by a mysterious threat capable of controlling rain.


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Count the cliches that introduce the Delgados in “The Last House.” They’re one of those “movie cute” families, where eight-year-old Ruth and twelve-year-old Graham cheerily bounce on their parents’ bed to get everyone going in the morning. Their father Jason playfully holds a donut box out of arm’s reach as everyone chattily talks over one another. It’s not all giggles and good times though. A pile of unopened envelopes stamped with admonishing red letters indicates the family is having some trouble making financial ends meet. Bills will have to wait. Right now, Jason just wants to greet his wife Ann with a loving kiss and give the family’s dog Cassidy a hearty scratch behind the ear to make sure the audience meets everyone first.

Balancing a shrinking bankbook isn’t the only activity temporarily put on pause. Literally everything else has to be put on hold too. Because when the Delgados attempt to open any door while an unrelenting rainstorm pours outside, they discover all of the exits are inexplicably locked. Breaking windows doesn’t do anything either, because seemingly sentient raindrops simply seal up any holes with water. Gas and electricity still work, but whatever is trapping them in their house has disabled the internet and all electronic forms of outside communication.

Through Morse code messages and erasable markers on wipe boards, neighbors confirm everyone in the area, perhaps even throughout the world, is similarly trapped in their homes. Some of them are a little too quick to summarize individual predicaments, as one captive couple immediately lets everyone know, “this was a one night stand lol.” You’ve been stuck inside for a few minutes. Maybe let things settle for a beat before publicly announcing second thoughts about your hookup, yeah?

Adapting almost instantly to a thoroughly disturbing situation comes easily for Jason and his family. Here they are, unwillingly imprisoned by unknown captors with possibly paranormal powers, and not a single person panics. Their pantry is stocked with little more than peanut butter and popcorn, yet Jason confidently assures everyone they can ration their food supply even though they have no idea when, or even if, their ordeal will end. I’m not sure how a family of four can make months of meals out of marshmallows and cocktail sauce, but somehow the Delgados manage.

Two weeks go by and still no one succumbs to even a slight hint of stir craziness. The little girl laughs as raindrops swirl in weird patterns on the windows. The parents host a dance party for everyone to let loose with smiling faces that don’t have a care in the world. The Delgados also jubilantly sing along to a DVD screening of “Annie” as though they’ve totally forgotten unknown entities took over the planet.

Although this premise touches both sci-fi and horror, “The Last House” doesn’t feature much from either of those genres. The movie is more of a survival drama, except it isn’t even all that dramatic. After only three movie minutes of the starving family screaming irrational accusations at each other, their resolve is magically renewed as a montage shows Jason constructing an animal trap and pulley system through the chimney while Ann starts a vegetable garden in exposed soil beneath crumbling floorboards. If your favorite part of “The Martian” was watching Matt Damon grow a potato, “The Last House” will please you with plenty more montages where Rube Goldberg contraptions collect rainwater and capture wild game.

Apparently, nothing important happens over the next five years, not that everything depicted thus far was always noteworthy either. With the kids now acting out as angsty teens whose moods are made worse by claustrophobic conditions, “The Last House” jumps forward half a decade only to continue stubbornly stalling on explanations for the mystery or major monster reveals by instead challenging the Delgados with more minor obstacles.

An animal bite causes one family member to fall ill with an infection. Where would someone acquire antibiotics at a time like this? With underground access to other homes now available, Jason and Ann remember one of their dead neighbors was a dentist. Surely he’ll have the necessary supplies because, you know, medical professionals always keep pharmacy stock stored in their personal medicine cabinets, right? “The Last House” is far from the first formulaic film to go big on illogical character behavior, but its script sure is unashamed about how often it relies on serendipitously silly plot points.

The perhaps generous “okay, whatever” score of 50/100 reflects the film’s acceptable effectiveness as an average survival story. As the suspenseful creature feature it occasionally attempts to be, “The Last House” leaves much more to be desired due to how few thrills and action-packed payoffs actually exist.

The Delgados must make the best of a bad situation when they discover they only own two DVDs to entertain them indefinitely. If supernatural rain ever sealed someone inside their house for real, they’d better hope for something more rewatchable than “The Last House” as one of those options.

Review Score: 50