Studio: New Line Cinema
Director: Simon McQuoid
Writer: Jeremy Slater
Producer: Todd Garner, E. Bennett Walsh, James Wan, Toby Emmerich, Simon McQuoid
Stars: Karl Urban, Adeline Rudolph, Jessica McNamee, Josh Lawson, Martyn Ford, Ludi Lin, Mehcad Brooks, Tati Gabrielle, Lewis Tan, Max Huang, Damon Herriman, Chin Han, Tadanobu Asano, Joe Taslim, Hiroyuki Sanada
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Summary:
A former action film star discovers he is destined to compete in an interdimensional combat tournament involving ninjas, creatures, and people with superhuman abilities.
Review:
The good news for fans of 2021’s “Mortal Kombat” (review here) is the same as the bad news for anyone who didn’t care for that first film: “Mortal Kombat II” is more of the same. More gore-gushing fatalities. More quips from Kano. More martial artists and CGI-camouflaged stuntpeople performing choreographed karate in front of green screens. Perhaps the only setting “Mortal Kombat II” dials a little differently is the one cranking the fantastical lore all the way up to 11 in ridiculousness.
How closely do the two movies mirror each other? Here’s how I summarized “Mortal Kombat’s” plot: “A struggling MMA fighter discovers he is destined to compete in an interdimensional combat tournament involving ninjas, creatures, and people with superhuman abilities.” Now here’s my “Mortal Kombat II” synopsis: “A former action film star discovers he is destined to compete in an interdimensional combat tournament involving ninjas, creatures, and people with superhuman abilities.” The main man may have changed, in profession and personality, but the setup essentially stays the same.
“Mortal Kombat II” apparently heard the complaints its predecessor received from frothing “fans” who felt “Mortal Kombat’s” 110-minute runtime was too short to do justice to the franchise’s deep roster of eclectic characters, who have been building a gargantuan tower of mythology since the fighting game series debuted decades ago in 1992. “Mortal Kombat II” is only longer by six minutes, but those who didn’t get enough fiction the first time around will have their greedy maws absolutely stuffed fast and full of exposition in the sequel’s first 20 minutes.
Welcome to the world of Edenia, where King Jerrod gifts his daughter Kitana with a glowing necklace given to him by Earthrealm’s Lord Raiden. Moments later, King Jerrod is murdered by merciless Outworld emperor Shao Kahn in the Mortal Kombat tournament. With this being their tenth defeat, Shao Kahn claims dominion over Edenia, not only becoming its new ruler, but taking Kitana as his daughter and her mother Queen Sindel as his consort as well.
Jump forward 20 years. Kitana now trains in the ways of a warrior with her bodyguard Jade, who was personally appointed to the position by Shao Kahn. We know this thanks to spoon-fed lines like, “It was 20 years ago today the emperor named me as your bodyguard.” Despite Jade’s allegiance to Shao Kahn, she and Kitana regard each other like sisters, though their loyalties will be tested by the next Mortal Kombat event coming up.
Since Kung Lao was killed in the first film, Raiden is missing a fighter from his five-person team representing Earthrealm. Accompanied by Special Forces soldier Sonya Blade, Raiden opens a portal to pop in to a pop culture convention where ‘90s action film washout Johnny Cage just packed up an autograph table no one was interested in. Raiden and Sonya bring Johnny back to a mystical sky temple where the other champions explain how Mortal Kombat works, and how the “Elder Gods” chose Johnny to participate. Johnny wants no part of this killer craziness, so he absorbs all the information along with the audience, tells everyone to eff off, then goes to a bar.
In the meantime, Shao Kahn has his necromancer Quan Chi resurrect familiar faces who previously died and tasks sorcerer Shang Tsung with finding a deus ex MacGuffin called “The Amulet of Shinook,” a relic capable of granting invincibility and immortality. The amulet certainly sounds like a useful item to cheat one’s way to a Mortal Kombat championship, and to motivate everyone in the script to change locations, form alliances, and scheme their way to supremacy in the tournament.
Got all that straight? Wait, there’s more. After another 20 minutes or so of putting the people who need changes of heart on the path toward having those changes of heart, the stage is suitably set for making supernatural MMA matchups between monsters and pseudo-superheroes, inserting side quests that have heroes adventuring through tribal villages and creepy castles, and playing Hot Potato with the magic amulet upon which the whole story hinges. If none of this is making music in your ears, then it’s probably jamming knives in them, so scale expectations accordingly.
For all the wishful fan-casting that screamed for WWE wrestler The Miz to play comically cocky Hollywood has-been Johnny Cage, it’s hard to picture him, or anyone else, playing the part better than Karl Urban. Making a lateral move from Billy Butcher and then lightening the grimness with a healthy handful of goofiness, Urban automatically comes with the confident swagger of a stylish badass, the smarmy charm of an inflated ego, but also the delusional foolishness of a faded famous person not yet ready to accept he might be past his prime. The attitude-soaked Johnny Cage and effortlessly cool Karl Urban combine into an engaging lead whose charismatic chemistry is a huge upgrade over the cardboard complainer Cole Young is in the first film.
Following an “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” formula, “Mortal Kombat II” mostly keeps on the course of colorful comic-book carnage and scrambled storytelling paved by the prior movie. Taking a third circuit on this same track might be pushing it. Personally, I’d rather play one of the games than passively watch another two hours of what’s essentially live-action cartoon eye candy. Before worrying what’s next though, “Mortal Kombat II” stays slightly more streamlined than “Mortal Kombat” by paring down the list of tournament participants so even though events still get convoluted, the clutter contributes to the same end goal of making an easy, breezy action flick that’s either spectacular or stupid depending upon how much cheese someone wants melting all over their bloody burger.
Review Score: 60
The good news for fans of 2021’s “Mortal Kombat” is the same as the bad news for anyone who didn’t care for that first film: “Mortal Kombat II” is more of the same.