• Main Page
  • Latest Movie Reviews
    • Movie Reviews A-F
    • Movie Reviews G-L
    • Movie Reviews M-R
    • Movie Reviews S-Z
  • Blu-ray New Releases - April/May 2026
    • Bates Motel
    • Blood Drive
    • Creepshow
    • Dark Shadows
    • Orphan Black
    • Scream
    • Sleepy Hollow
    • Under the Dome
  • Film Festival Coverage
  • About Culture Crypt

CULTURE CRYPT

  • Main Page
  • Latest Movie Reviews
  • Movie Review Archive
    • Movie Reviews A-F
    • Movie Reviews G-L
    • Movie Reviews M-R
    • Movie Reviews S-Z
  • Blu-ray New Releases - April/May 2026
  • TV Episode Guides/Reviews
    • Bates Motel
    • Blood Drive
    • Creepshow
    • Dark Shadows
    • Orphan Black
    • Scream
    • Sleepy Hollow
    • Under the Dome
  • Film Festival Coverage
  • About Culture Crypt

DREAM EATER (2025)

Mimicking common “found footage” mistakes by merely going through the motions is the curse afflicting “Dream Eater.”

November 19, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
  • November 19, 2025
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment

SHELBY OAKS (2024)

More of a ”side of the road” stop than destination entertainment, “Shelby Oaks” would fit well in a faux documentary marathon, just not as the main draw.

November 17, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
  • November 17, 2025
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment

QUEENS OF THE DEAD (2025)

Confidently surfing a tidal wave of brazen gags, Tina Romero’s horror-comedy creates a partygoer personality as chic as its colorful characters.

November 13, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
  • November 13, 2025
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment

FRANKENSTEIN (2025)

Guillermo del Toro’s creative freedom to be as artistically indulgent as he wants becomes a double-edged sword in this case.

November 10, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
  • November 10, 2025
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment

BLACK PHONE 2 (2025)

“Black Phone 2’s” crossover into “A Nightmare on Elm Street” territory works well on the surface, but not as well for the familiar fiction operating underneath.

November 5, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
  • November 5, 2025
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment

HELL HOUSE LLC: LINEAGE (2025)

This is an unentertaining sequel that’s poorly designed as a movie, and unnecessarily plodding as a story.

October 30, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
  • October 30, 2025
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment

GOOD BOY (2025)

“Good Boy” rises above its gimmick label by adding thematic heft to what could otherwise have been a one-and-done stunt.

October 28, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
  • October 28, 2025
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment

THE LONG WALK (2025)

It’s rare for a horror movie to run this deep on themes of friendship, finding hope in oppressive darkness, and refusing to be broken by bleakness.

October 22, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
  • October 22, 2025
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment

THE STRANGERS: CHAPTER 2 (2025)

What if we take “The Strangers” and do the exact opposite of everything that made “The Strangers” suspenseful and successful in the first place?

October 16, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
  • October 16, 2025
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment

VICIOUS (2025)

“Vicious” erases potential resonance with inessential stuffing that’s overlong, unnecessarily ambiguous, or just plain boring.

October 14, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
  • October 14, 2025
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment

HIM (2025)

Summing up the movie’s “no duh” declarations: Violence as entertainment is bad. Exploitation is bad. Fanaticism is bad. “Him” is also bad.

October 10, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
  • October 10, 2025
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment

V/H/S/HALLOWEEN (2025)

“V/H/S/Halloween” represents the series’ rebound, as it’s easily the franchise’s strongest and most consistent collection in years.

Tagged with April 2026.

October 8, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
  • October 8, 2025
  • Ian Sedensky
  • April 2026
  • Post a comment

THE CONJURING: LAST RITES (2025)

“The Conjuring: Last Rites” purports to be “based on a true story,” although it’s anyone’s guess where facts are supposedly included in the fiction.

October 6, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
  • October 6, 2025
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment

THE TOXIC AVENGER (2023)

“The Toxic Avenger” feels like a true Troma film, but older, wiser, and with a lot more wit to go along with the grossouts and B-movie bloodbaths.

October 2, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
  • October 2, 2025
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment

V/H/S/BEYOND (2024)

The real thing these shorts have in common is that they're all too long by about 20%, and some have nearly nothing to do with the supposed sci-fi frame.

September 30, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
  • September 30, 2025
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment

V/H/S/85 (2023)

The result is a consecutive collection of incongruent stories whose tenuous connection is just that they're sheltering under the same thin umbrella.

September 26, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
  • September 26, 2025
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment

NIGHT OF THE REAPER (2025)

Where “Night of the Reaper” hits a hard snag with its comparatively calmer tone is in not establishing the same sense of dread that “Halloween” does.

September 23, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
  • September 23, 2025
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment

STRANGE HARVEST (2024)

“Strange Harvest” echoes “The Poughkeepsie Tapes” in a manner that’s able to maintain its own originality despite the déjà vu.

September 19, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
  • September 19, 2025
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment

WITCHBOARD (2024)

Everything about “Witchboard” 2024 can be described as “average,” with “below” fitting in front of that word more often than “above” applies.

September 17, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
  • September 17, 2025
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment

WEAPONS (2025)

Once its foundation firms up, “Weapons” continues forward as an experiment in storytelling that’s more about the telling than it is about the story.

September 10, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
  • September 10, 2025
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment
Newer
Older

CULTURE CRYPT

The best resource for genre movie reviews and horror pop culture.

Culture Crypt is the most reliable website for genre movie reviews and the best in popular culture, specializing in independent horror film entertainment.

  • Main Page
  • Latest Movie Reviews
    • Movie Reviews A-F
    • Movie Reviews G-L
    • Movie Reviews M-R
    • Movie Reviews S-Z
  • Blu-ray New Releases - April/May 2026
    • Bates Motel
    • Blood Drive
    • Creepshow
    • Dark Shadows
    • Orphan Black
    • Scream
    • Sleepy Hollow
    • Under the Dome
  • Film Festival Coverage
  • About Culture Crypt

LATEST MOVIE REVIEW

Featured
THEY WILL KILL YOU (2026)
Apr 30, 2026
THEY WILL KILL YOU (2026)
Apr 30, 2026

“They Will Kill You” plays less like a fully-fleshed feature and more like a demo reel for staging stunts and coming up with creative camera movements.

Apr 30, 2026

NEW ON BLU-RAY/4K FOR APRIL

Featured
THE STRANGERS: CHAPTER 3 (2026)
Mar 9, 2026
THE STRANGERS: CHAPTER 3 (2026)
Mar 9, 2026

This supposedly preplanned trilogy became a tangled, bloated, inconsistent blob of inconsequential characters, dead ends, and ludicrously lame lore.

Mar 9, 2026
28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE (2026)
Feb 25, 2026
28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE (2026)
Feb 25, 2026

In hindsight, maybe the more muted “28 Years Later” had to walk so the more meaningful “The Bone Temple” could run.

Feb 25, 2026
PRIMATE (2025)
Feb 11, 2026
PRIMATE (2025)
Feb 11, 2026

“Primate” has so much self-aware confidence in its go-for-the-throat style that the film wears its B-movie badges proudly.

Feb 11, 2026
HALLOW ROAD (2025)
Jan 5, 2026
HALLOW ROAD (2025)
Jan 5, 2026

Compelling performances keep “Hallow Road” swimming as strongly as possible against the strong current of a drowsy pace.

Jan 5, 2026

Connect with Culture Crypt

email
instagram-unauth

Copyright © 2013-2026 Ian Sedensky & Culture Crypt LLC. All Rights Reserved. - Terms of Use - Privacy Policy