HELL HOUSE LLC: LINEAGE (2025)

Studio:   Terror Films/Shudder
Director: Stephen Cognetti
Writer:   Stephen Cognetti
Producer: Joe Bandelli
Stars:    Elizabeth Vermilyea, Searra Sawka, Mike Sutton

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Summary:

A survivor of the Abaddon Hotel’s destruction experiences haunting visions that compel her to uncover macabre secrets connected to Carmichael Manor.


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After four “found footage” films brought the series to the brink of redundancy by stretching its mythology about as far as it could go in that format, it makes sense for “Hell House LLC: Lineage” to try giving the franchise a fresh shot in its arm by becoming a traditionally shot and edited feature. I’m just not sure the filmmakers were fully prepared for what making that shift would entail, as their fifth entry gets stuck in a slowed-down style that isn’t properly equipped for delivering visceral thrills or gripping suspense.

Because it’s based around familiar horror tropes like haunted houses, nightmarish visions, and inherited curses, a newcomer could go into “Hell House LLC: Lineage” blind and the lack of context behind carryover characters and continued storylines wouldn’t be a big deal. That feels like a weird thing to say since the film is absolutely swimming in lore. So much lore that much of the movie is a nearly nonstop gabfest where people constantly converse, exchange information, and continually build up branching backstories about secrets hidden in family trees, the truth of a terrible tragedy, even a twin brother whose supposed death is so obviously false, you’d think the movie expects no one in the audience to have seen a soap opera before.

“Hell House LLC: Lineage” specifically links to the previous two movies. The fourth film, “Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor” (review here), broadened the “Hell House LLC” mythos by telling the tale of the Carmichael family, whose link to an evil clown cult caused havoc at the titular Halloween haunt three times, through a haunted house investigation that ended in the deaths of several ghost hunters. Going back one more movie to “Hell House LLC III: Lake of Fire” (review here), TV show host Vanessa Shepherd did some digging into the hotel where the first two films unfolded only to end up in a similarly sinister situation. That ordeal ended in the Abaddon Hotel’s fiery destruction, although Vanessa emerged as a survivor.

No need to worry if none of that rings any bells. Vanessa spends copious amounts of time discussing her ongoing trauma with all kinds of characters, including some who could completely disappear from the movie without anyone noticing a difference. Get ready to hear a lot about dreams where she sees a dilapidated old house and ghosts of dead Carmichael family members as Vanessa talks through it all, then talks some more, with her therapist Doctor Farrell, her roommate Crystal, her bartender Max, her estranged husband Tom, and true-crime author Alicia, who appeared briefly in the fourth film and is now on the hunt for a priest to exorcise Carmichael Manor.

Vanessa would have also talked to Bobby, another patient of Doctor Farrell’s, except he meets an early demise at the hands of “Hell House LLC’s” most recognizable demonic clown. His is one of only three deaths prior to the climax, none of which occur onscreen, so it’s also wise to not set expectations high for a grisly body count. The bulk of the runtime remains preoccupied with excessive scenes of Vanessa having yet another fleeting vision, staring at something, or experiencing an emotional moment before finding the next person willing to volley dialogue with her.

Unable to shake its “found footage” origins, editing in particular has a hard time transitioning to traditional moviemaking in “Hell House LLC: Lineage.” At 108 total minutes, the movie is longer than it needs to be, and the bulk of that bloat comes from not having an economical sense of appropriate lengths for something to be on the screen, or if that something even needs to be there in the first place.

With “found footage,” it goes with the territory to let events play out organically in single takes. Part of the conceit is ordinary people operating a camera would keep rolling even in mundane moments. They certainly wouldn’t be editing in real time, and they wouldn’t necessarily know where to point the lens or how to recognize what is worth filming.

With “Hell House LLC: Lineage,” individual shots often start too early or end too late, yet there’s no narrative excuse to make stagnation or stalling make sense. Especially when it comes to Vanessa’s concerned expressions, reaction shots are held to the point where an anxious viewer is likely to lurch their shoulders forward and upturn a palm to say, “why haven’t they moved on yet?” Montages like a carnival closing down feature one too many cutaways. Then there are strange stretches such as when the priest repeatedly recites from a poem long past its meaning being relevant, or running parallel storylines even when there’s no need to be bouncing between two threads.

“Hell House LLC: Lineage” already puts itself behind the 8-ball by taking on so many segments of inactivity. Having everything go on too long or at the wrong time further deflates attempts to develop suspense.

Another obstacle “Hell House LLC: Lineage” encounters by opting out of a first-person perspective is that its low production values are made more obvious by putting direct spotlights on iffy acting and the milky visuals of digital video. The latter issue of overly lit imagery becomes a bigger problem during the finale’s manor investigation, when sunshine pours through windows to sap all eeriness out of creepy clowns who should be in shadows but are instead bathed in bright lights.

I’m scoring “Hell House LLC: Lineage” a 30/100, but it’s not because the movie’s makers didn’t give a sincere effort. A score that low usually indicates laziness, cheapness, or utter disrespect for an audience, none of which are the case here. This is merely an unentertaining sequel that’s poorly designed as a movie, and unnecessarily plodding as a story. Although I don’t remember details about “Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel” (review here) from my sole screening seven years ago, I rated that one 35/100. Review scores normally aren’t comparable to one another, but I need this rating to reflect that “Hell House LLC: Lineage” is the weakest of the five films.

Franchise creator Stephen Cognetti and company undoubtedly gave it their best shot in risking a break from established formula this time around. But with the overarching fiction running on fumes, and perhaps pushed by a bit of desperation to keep the series going by any means necessary, “Hell House LLC: Lineage” just doesn’t work for delivering absorbing scares or audience engagement.

Review Score: 30