BONE LAKE (2024)

Studio:   Bleecker Street
Director: Mercedes Bryce Morgan
Writer:   Joshua Friedlander
Producer: Pete Shilaimon, Mickey Liddell, Jacob Yakob, Joshua Friedlander, Jason Blumenfeld
Stars:    Alex Roe, Maddie Hasson, Marco Pigossi, Andra Nechita

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Summary:

A secluded mansion getaway becomes a harrowing ordeal for a man and a woman psychologically manipulated by a mysterious couple.


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Are you someone who watched “Speak No Evil” (review here), the 2022 Danish-Dutch film about a meek couple vacationing with a suspiciously suggestive pair whose manipulative mind games gradually grow more sinister, and thought, “instead of an Americanized remake starring James McAvoy (review here), someone should reimagine this setup as a throwback erotic thriller fit for an after-midnight slot on 1990s Cinemax?” Probably not, yet here’s “Bone Lake” taking viewers back to a time when seductive suspense involved Sharon Stone uncrossing her legs, Glenn Close boiling a bunny, and reformed good girls like Drew Barrymore and Alyssa Milano coming down with cases of poison ivy.

Only one minute into the movie, a naked man fleeing through the forest alongside a naked woman has his scrotum speared with an arrow fired by an unseen pursuer. Sending a bright neon signal that all bets are off when it comes to how wicked “Bone Lake” is willing to get, the camera even has the balls, you choose if the pun is intended, to show his sack skewered in a closeup. Of course, this is just your usual “start with a bang” prologue to say, “don’t worry, there will be blood,” before settling down for the quieter character buildup required to come next.

Diego and Sage are an amalgam of various movie couple pairings. They dress like average people, him in a baseball cap and flip-flops while she wears a sensible sweater and high-waisted pants, yet they’re not nondescript post-college sweethearts or annoying social media wannabes. They’re a little more well-to-do than that. Of an indeterminate age that’s neither too old nor too young, Diego recently quit his job as a community college teacher, putting some pressure on Sage to financially support them both while Diego pursues his dream of becoming a novelist.

If there’s one thing “Bone Lake” does well, it’s balancing what’s plausible, bizarre, and sometimes nutty, all in the name of creating lurid late-night entertainment. That starts with depicting Diego and Sage as having all the right ingredients to be relatively relatable, a bit bougie, reasonably intelligent, and yet still capable of doing something stupid because of the sexual secrets they’re afraid to whisper to one another.

Before she starts a new job, Diego and Sage decide to have a romantic getaway at Bone Lake, whose multiple meanings dialogue confirms are intentional, where he’s rented them a secluded mansion on the water. Their vacation gets off to a good start, as they’re not even in the estate five minutes before they already go at it on a bearskin rug.

Diego doesn’t notice Sage faking her orgasm, but they both soon notice Will and Cin, an attractive couple who seemingly rented the same location for the weekend. Double-booked Airbnbs turned out well for characters in other thrillers like “Barbarian” (review here) and “Gone in the Night” (review here), so, after addressing reservations about the unusual arrangement, everyone agrees the place is big enough for all four of them. After all, they might as well make the best of an awkward situation, especially since Will is a chef who can cook their meals, and Cin can supposedly get Diego’s writing samples in front of his favorite author.

It isn’t long before Will and Cin’s bold behavior turns titillating. Sage spies Will showering naked outside. Wearing only a towel, Cin turns on her charms to convince Diego to dig through her underwear. The other couple is certainly up to something, and Diego and Sage quickly find that their infidelity fantasies have lured then into a psychological game of sex, lies, and video surveillance. Will and Cin’s secret agenda eventually leads exactly where any viewer will predict, though that doesn’t make the salacious journey to get to a surprisingly gruesome finale any less satisfying.

Nothing about “Bone Lake’s” directing, acting, or production feels cheap. That’s not to say it looks like millions of dollars were poured into it. Rather, it comes across as a genuinely committed attempt to craft a slick little film streaked with some slaughter and a slight touch of self-aware silliness, not like the main concern was rushing through a janky job so careless filmmakers could get the camera equipment back to the rental house on time. Everything, from moody lighting schemes to competent actors whose unfamiliar names don’t bring any prejudicial baggage to their characters, is as good as it has to be, and in some cases, better than this brand of B-movie usually is.

“Bone Lake” doesn’t play for laughs, but it’s not above slipping in a smirk to remind viewers it knows exactly where it lies on the suspense movie spectrum. Those having fun with the film will have no choice but to laugh when Sage picks a particularly peculiar moment to tell Diego how becoming the breadwinner has made her unable to climax. Slight spoiler here, “Bone Lake” enjoys teasing its audience too, deliberately refusing to conclusively confirm if Diego sleeps with Cin or if Sage cheats with Will so there’ll still be something to argue about after. Put together with pleasing amounts of soap opera drama, telenovela twists, and a spicy splash of trashiness, “Bone Lake” simply delivers a guilty-pleasure good time.

Review Score: 75