HELL HOUSE LLC ORIGINS: THE CARMICHAEL MANOR (2023)

Studio:   Shudder
Director: Stephen Cognetti
Writer:   Stephen Cognetti
Producer: Joe Bandelli
Stars:    Bridget Rose Perrotta, Destiny Brown, James Liddell, Gideon Berger, Cayla Berejikian, Victoria Andrunik, Darin F. Earl II, Searra Sawka, Michael Caprioli, Thomas J. Cipriano

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Summary:

An investigation into a reportedly haunted mansion where brutal murders took place uncovers a startling connection to the infamous Abaddon Hotel.


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The first three "Hell House LLC" movies seemingly took the franchise's fiction as far as it could conceivably go. For one thing, the fictional Abaddon Hotel where those films took place definitively burned to the ground. For another thing, there are only so many times you can make the same location the site of repeated paranormal investigations or immersive Halloween haunts before even the most devout fan asks, "This again?" and that number is apparently three.

"Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor" sneaks around this creative conundrum by doing what the original Amityville timeline also did with its fourth film: Swap addresses. When you think about it, that's a bold strategy for a horror series inextricably tied to a specific place, a place that's even included in their respective titles, no less. That's like a Connecticut haunting inexplicably occurring in Georgia. Yet, just as "Amityville: The Evil Escapes" moved from Long Island to California via haunted floor lamp, "Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor" serves as both a sequel and a prequel by tenuously connecting the notorious Abaddon Hotel to a remote mansion where macabre murders once took place.

The basic backstory behind the titular mansion echoes an average episode of "Unsolved Mysteries." Back in 1989, tragedy first struck the wealthy Carmichael family when a fatal car accident maimed 20-year-old son Patrick and killed his sister Margaret. Just a few months later, mother Eleanor and other sister Catherine were found brutally murdered in their beds. Patrick strangely vanished, and his father Arthur did too, leading many to conclude Arthur pulled a Ronald DeFeo by savagely executing his entire family. Ever since, the Carmichael estate has been rumored to be haunted.

I'm always amazed at how such a sensational story can go relatively unrecognized by major media outlets for so long. I guess NBC's "Dateline" wasn't interested. Neither were any of the umpteen true crime shows with their own dedicated channels on Pluto TV. That leaves it up to armchair detective Margot, her girlfriend Rebecca, and her brother who doesn't know the difference between "sleuth" and "sloth" to investigate on their own thanks to unprecedented mansion access where no one appears worried about three amateurs having an unsupervised run of the sprawling property for five days.

Under Margot's directive to "record everything," the trio sets out for a familiar "found footage" adventure that's heavy on the familiar but light on the adventure. "Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor" follows a few "found footage" trappings whose usefulness is questionable in the third decade of the 21st century. The first of these involves separating events with "Night (Number)" interstitials. Announcing each evening makes little narrative sense since, until the final night, most of the mystery unfolds during daylight hours. "Night Two's" main event is just a red ball sitting still on a hallway floor, accompanied by a brooding audio sting. Ignoring the fact that "The Changeling" already made a red ball as scary as it could possibly be, the little squishy orb returns to roll at the siblings on "Night Three," although movement doesn't make its second appearance any more thrilling.

I can't imagine why "Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor" chooses to call out each night any more than I can divine the unknown motivations behind odd character behavior and pedestrian plot points. In one scene, Margot's brother Chase faces repeated disturbances from phantom knocks on his bedroom door. There are only two occupied rooms in this massive mansion. Why does his door need to be closed in the first place? I sighed even louder when Margot and Rebecca attempt to escape only to discover their car suddenly won't start. As if that trope wasn't exhausting enough, the women's Plan B takes them into creepy woods on foot with night about to fall. What could possibly go wrong?

As it rolls along, at a gradual pace I might add, "Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor" eventually ties the mansion murders to the Abaddon Hotel cult's mass suicide in a way that might intrigue some while others might see the links as an unnecessary stretch capable of snapping Plastic Man's arm. I don't recall if he actually appeared onscreen or not, IMDb doesn't list the character, but my summary for "Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel" (review here) reminds me Patrick Carmichael was at least mentioned in that movie as the cult's supposedly sole survivor. Based on the rest of those notes, my hunch is that "The Carmichael Manor" fudges a few previously established details to make various pieces fit. As long as you're not a stickler about continuity, these new additions to the "Hell House LLC" mythology look like they could open up further possibilities for a franchise that's been backed into a corner by a restrictive concept that's already been pushed to its "found footage" limits.

The "Hell House LLC" franchise doesn't separate audiences into the two extremes of "love it" or "hate it." From the passionate fans who fawn over the first film to casual viewers like myself, it's more like "love it" or "it's fine." Benefitting from the experience of doing this four times now, writer/director Stephen Cognetti and returning producer Joe Bandelli have probably crafted the tightest, most polished "Hell House LLC" film yet, and if you're someone who has always been creeped out by their signature clowns, they'll still be frightening here. But with "found footage" essentially handicapped from delivering any new surprises in this day and age, "Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor" still feels like only an "it's fine" entry to me.

Review Score: 50