VICIOUS (2025)

Studio:   Paramount Pictures
Director: Bryan Bertino
Writer:   Bryan Bertino
Producer: Richard Suckle, Bryan Bertino
Stars:    Dakota Fanning, Kathryn Hunter, Mary McCormack, Rachel Blanchard, Devyn Nekoda, Klea Scott, Emily Mitchell

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Summary:

A young woman enters a supernatural nightmare after a stranger forces her to take a mysterious box that demands unusual sacrifices.


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The first thing heard in “Vicious” is Dakota Fanning, speaking as her character Polly, intoning a cryptic monologue over a black screen. She begins, “I don’t want to be me. Is that a weird thing to say? It’s true. I’m so tired of feeling like nothing matters.”

The first thing seen in “Vicious” is Fanning’s face, an image you’ll want to get comfortable with if you stick out the 100-minute runtime, because at least 75% of those minutes consist of repeated close-ups on Fanning wearing some variation of a pained expression. She continues, “I try so f*cking hard. I bang my head against the f*cking wall. Every minute. Every second. But nothing changes. It doesn’t get better. I’m still right here. And it’s all the same.” An offscreen voice replies, “What do you want?” Polly responds, “For it to stop.”

Before anyone can wonder what these words might mean, the next sequence shows a window, then a mirror, then a door. The images are inverted, presumably to suggest a sense of disorientation, and slowly spin upright as the camera zooms out while haunting music echoes underneath. Tinkling piano keys escalate into straining orchestration that sounds like it should accompany something far more ominous than ordinary interior design. Finally, the title smashes onscreen as though everything experienced thus far has kicked off a thrilling Conjuring Universe movie and not been a heap of context-lacking creeps offering no concrete clues as to why a viewer should feel unnerved.

Unengaging exposition continues as we formally meet Polly, a deliberately mundane character whose mundane introduction doesn’t seem as deliberate. While unpacking groceries, Polly plays an unusually high number of new voicemails. Her pottery instructor called to remind Polly she hasn’t been showing up for prepaid classes. Her sister wants Polly to remember the cake for her niece’s birthday. Her boss tells Polly she has to work that double tomorrow after all. And Mom asks if Polly printed those forms she needs for an important job interview.

Even though a complete picture of Polly’s unfulfilling life has been quickly painted from four messages, additional shots of wilted plants and dirty dishes conclusively establish Polly as a chronic underachiever whom people generally perceive to be flaky at best and unreliable at worst. Featuring very few actors and only two locations, watching “Vicious” can feel like being a front-row hostage for a one-woman stage show, where that one woman is an underwhelming personality we still have to spend another hour and a half with.

Returning to the well that brought him success with his home invasion hit “The Strangers” (review here), writer/director Bryan Bertino apparently still finds frights in the concept of answering unknown knocks on the front door. Making the same mistake as Liv Tyler, Polly opens her home to an unnamed old woman missing two fingers from one hand. Like Polly, the woman also enjoys muttering riddles, since using the same amount of words in a straightforward fashion would remove all mystery from her bizarre babble. So she gives Polly a wooden box and says things like, “This will be for you now. You’re going to die. I’m sorry, but it’s true. You can be sad, you can be scared, you can be a lot of things, it doesn’t matter. Doesn’t change the truth. You are going to die.”

She could have taken a direct route to the point by instead saying, “you need to give the box something you hate, something you need, and something you love to stop its curse.” But then “Vicious” wouldn’t be able to gradually fill in those blanks via taunting phone calls from a paranormal presence speaking through the voices of Polly’s family members, both living and dead. After all, nothing says eeriness like a little girl cackling through the trope-tastic tinniness of telephone audio.

Thus begins Polly’s slow-burn ordeal of satiating the box’s desires by making sacrifices to save her loved ones. And thus begins the audience’s arduous ordeal of laboring through an onslaught of insert footage where Fanning’s hand, competing with her face for which body part can collect the most screen time, picks up a prop, turns a doorknob, presses a button, lights a cigarette, or opens the box’s lid for the umpteenth time. Not all of the B-roll features Fanning. From shots of pans hanging on a kitchen wall to a lamp in a bedroom corner, there’s also a slew of cutaways with even less discernible narrative purpose.

During one cut to a burning fireplace, I challenged myself to figure out, why did Bertino choose to show this right now? Are the flames reflective of the nightmarish hell Polly now finds herself in? Perhaps he’s hinting at a phoenix-like renewal yet to come should Polly emerge from the ashes of her haunting experience? Or maybe there was no better bridge between equally pointless inclusions of random furniture and household fixtures.

Unless someone has the same phobia about how responding to an unsolicited knock invites danger, or has an odd fascination with watching Dakota Fanning pinch her eyebrows together, I don’t know what target audience would find “Vicious” substantially scary, much less mesmerizing as supernatural suspense. The movie’s vague ruminations on how a disappointing existence struggles to find purpose feel more like empty parallels observed in passing rather than meaningful philosophies on the subject. An outstanding example of “This could have been a half-hour horror anthology episode,” “Vicious” erases potential resonance with inessential stuffing that’s overlong, unnecessarily ambiguous, or just plain boring.

Review Score: 35