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I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (2025)

“I Know What You Did Last Summer” might not be the legacy sequel many fans wanted, but it might be the best to be expected.

August 28, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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HOUSE ON EDEN (2025)

“House on Eden” is what you get when a horror film is treated as a conduit for content rather than a medium for cinematic storytelling.

August 26, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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BAMBI: THE RECKONING (2025)

“Bambi: The Reckoning” delivers a headache-inducing hangover that’ll have audiences asking, “why in the world did I willingly watch this?”

August 21, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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DESCENDENT (2025)

There’s a 2010s indie horror vibe running through “Descendent,” which I mean in the most complimentary manner possible.

August 19, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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28 YEARS LATER (2025)

No matter what a viewer gets out of the movie, there’s an inescapable sense that its disparate parts are still missing key pieces.

August 13, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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BRING HER BACK (2025)

“Bring Her Back” shows an emerging pattern that’s definitively establishing Danny and Michael Philippou as unique cinematic storytellers.

August 11, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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ABRAHAM'S BOYS (2025)

The subtitle “A Dracula Story” only makes sense if you have a liberal interpretation of what “Dracula” means in this context.

August 7, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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DANGEROUS ANIMALS (2025)

A fast-food meal of moderately entertaining suspense that’s easy to eat, if relatively plain-tasting, in a quick 95-minute wrapper.

August 5, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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HELL HOUSE LLC ORIGINS: THE CARMICHAEL MANOR (2023)

Under Margot's directive, the trio sets out for a familiar "found footage" adventure that's heavy on the familiar but light on the adventure.

August 1, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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HELL HOLE (2024)

Taking it as another step in expanding their filmography, the movie becomes more fascinating as insight into the Adams Family's creative advancement.

July 29, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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WHERE THE DEVIL ROAMS (2023)

"Where the Devil Roams" must be a disorienting experience for anyone whose first exposure to the Adams Family comes from Tubi.

July 22, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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M3GAN 2.0 (2025)

“M3GAN 2.0” should be much more fun than it is. On paper, the details powering its premise probably sounded like a real riot.

July 16, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE CROW (2024)

There's nothing intriguing about watching Eric track down and slaughter stuntmen instead of exacting a deserving vendetta against distinct villains.

July 9, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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PLEASE DON'T FEED THE CHILDREN (2024)

There’s nothing overwhelmingly “wrong” with the movie. There’s nothing overwhelmingly original about it either.

July 3, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE RITUAL (2025)

Stop yourself before you’re tempted to watch “The Ritual,” an interminably stiff and entirely derivative bore.

July 1, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES (2025)

Like how audiences snicker at the ludicrous logic of an atomic monster movie, “Final Destination: Bloodlines” is wild in the best way possible.

June 27, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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SPEAK NO EVIL (2024)

The 2022 film offers a fuller, more fear-filled and eerily lingering experience than this made-for-the-masses 2024 incarnation ever does.

June 24, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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FRANKIE FREAKO (2024)

A charming chunk of cheddar that taps into the warm, fuzzy, and fugly feelings that make many of us nostalgic for the crude creature features of our youth.

June 18, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD (2025)

Little snickers are few and far between, so there’s never an overwhelming sense that the movie is aware of how cliched everything is.

June 12, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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PREDATOR: KILLER OF KILLERS (2025)

Amid all the swordplay, tracer fire, and bloodshed, it’s easy to lose sight of how much authentic motivation drives the stakes beyond simple survival.

June 9, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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