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CELLAR DOOR (2024)

What’s on the other side of the cellar door is far more disappointing than anyone can imagine, and so is the bland movie bearing its name.

November 11, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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LAST STRAW (2023)

It’s hard not to think a better heroine and a little more linearity might have earned “Last Straw” another full star.

November 8, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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APARTMENT 7A (2024)

Terry Gionoffrio’s ordeal simply seems like a trial run for what Rosemary Woodhouse experiences in a scarier, sleeker, superior movie.

November 5, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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TIME CUT (2024)

Everyone else who has no problem with a fright flick that feels like “Lizzie McGuire” decided to get dark with a PG-13 Halloween special should do just fine.

November 1, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE SUBSTANCE (2024)

Coralie Fargeat and “The Substance” showed me things I’ve never seen before alongside things I didn’t even know a movie could do.

October 30, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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DON'T MOVE (2024)

“Don’t Move” relies heavily on serendipitous events and “you’ve got to be kidding me” behavior, which amasses an amount of disbelief not all viewers will be willing to suspend.

October 28, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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WOMAN OF THE HOUR (2023)

Emotionally charged performances make “Woman of the Hour” a consistently compelling, and occasionally unsettling, examination of violence’s often overlooked victims.

October 24, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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CARVED (2024)

“Carved” has a creative concept. What the movie does not have is a punchy, popping personality to match its peculiar premise.

October 22, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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NEVER LET GO (2024)

The movie you might think you’re getting may not be the movie it actually is, as “Never Let Go” packs a different punch than the one you see coming.

October 18, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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ALIEN: ROMULUS (2024)

The return to a familiar formula focused on fan service puts the film in a fight against creative freedom to stamp a standout mark in the series.

October 16, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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MR. CROCKET (2024)

Enjoyable without being empty, and sincere without being sappy, "Mr. Crocket" manufactures a solid selection for a "31 Nights of Halloween" marathon.

October 14, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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AZRAEL (2024)

If a gimmick is all a movie has to go on, then it's also a great way to ensure an audience swiftly forgets the film.

October 11, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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HELLBOY: THE CROOKED MAN (2024)

It takes some getting used to the scaled-back styling, yet once you do, the film's unsettling aura of folk horror quietly creeps up on you.

October 9, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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SPIN THE BOTTLE (2024)

Apparently, game-based horror movies are now down to simple party activities that can be played with an empty two-liter of orange Fanta.

October 7, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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SALEM'S LOT (2024)

Taken for the final product it was forced to be, it's hard to imagine any alternate 100-minute cut of this content coming out distinctly better.

October 4, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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STRANGE DARLING (2023)

What makes "Strange Darling" clever is how its twist retroactively recontextualizes everything you've already witnessed.

October 2, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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AMBER ALERT (2024)

Viewers who can look past how far the film bends believability should be intermittently captivated at a minimum, and possibly deeply disturbed.

September 30, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE FRONT ROOM (2024)

"The Front Room's" primary objective appears to be to get on an audience's nerves as much as Solange tries getting on Belinda's.

September 27, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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AFRAID (2024)

There's only the smallest smattering of substance inside "Afraid," making it about as artificially intelligent as a filler thriller can be.

September 25, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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CUCKOO (2024)

Imagine the hypnotic horror of Panos Cosmatos meets David Lynch dreaminess with an arty A24 style whirled together in a macabre midnight movie.

September 23, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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