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AFRAID (2024)

There's only the smallest smattering of substance inside "Afraid," making it about as artificially intelligent as a filler thriller can be.

September 25, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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CUCKOO (2024)

Imagine the hypnotic horror of Panos Cosmatos meets David Lynch dreaminess with an arty A24 style whirled together in a macabre midnight movie.

September 23, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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HERE AFTER (2024)

Arguably admirable in its thematic intentions, it's harder to argue that "Here After" is ever eerie, exciting, or entertaining.

September 19, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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SUBSERVIENCE (2024)

Plowing through every routine plot point imaginable, the movie is a laughable erotic thriller that's barely erotic and hardly thrilling at all.

September 16, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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MILK & SERIAL (2024)

At a time when so many indie horror hucksters are still shoving "Amityville" into their titles, it's inspiring to see Curry Barker putting in real work with an original effort.

September 11, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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TRAP (2024)

While Cooper desperately searches for an escape route, viewers desperately need to put disbelief into a deep freeze, because preposterous developments pile up in a hurry.

September 9, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE DEMON DISORDER (2024)

"The Demon Disorder's" creeps mostly come quietly while the movie squares its spotlight on sibling melodrama.

September 5, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE DELIVERANCE (2024)

It's in poor taste at best and irresponsible at worst to pin the blame on an imaginary being than the true causes of domestic violence and impoverished living.

September 2, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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LONGLEGS (2024)

A movie so soaked macabre mystique, it sounded like you'd risk damning your soul to the darkest depths of Hell just by daring to watch it.

August 28, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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CONSUMED (2024)

Viewers are left to gnaw on the skeleton of an emaciated thriller without much meat on its sun-bleached bones.

August 26, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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ODDITY (2024)

"Oddity's" wooden man should join the "Talk to Me" hand and "Mister Babadook" pop-up book among the top props in modern horror iconography.

August 22, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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WE ARE ZOMBIES (2023)

Compromises must have been made, leaving "We Are Zombies" to let its potential evaporate while coming up short as comedy and as horror.

August 19, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE BEAST WITHIN (2024)

“The Beast Within” aligns itself much closer to a thematic drama focused on troubled family ties than a midnight movie bursting with beasts and bloodshed.

August 15, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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STARVE ACRE (2023)

Not since “The Texas Chain Saw Massacre” has a genre movie’s title inspired such an accurate impression of the film’s contents as “Starve Acre.”

August 13, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE MOUSE TRAP (2024)

They didn’t do anything with the “Steamboat Willie” concept except slap a Mickey Mouse mask on some guy and call it a day.

August 8, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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MAXXXINE (2024)

It works as a captivating creeper, I’m just not sure what “MaXXXine” really has to say once its B-movie bloodshed is all said and done.

August 5, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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A QUIET PLACE: DAY ONE (2024)

What begins as an introspective arc of an emotionally devastated person rediscovering her will to live becomes a broader story about connecting with others.

August 1, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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GODZILLA MINUS ONE (2023 - Japanese)

Affecting for its thoughtful context and entertaining for its gripping thrills, “Godzilla Minus One” is just about as good as Godzilla gets.

July 30, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE PRIMEVALS (2023)

“The Primevals” is the closest a monster kid will come to experiencing a “new” Full Moon film that feels like the imaginative oddities from the company’s heyday.

July 24, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE FIRST OMEN (2024)

With a free-rolling camera and provocative score full of unholy operatic shrieks, the film snatches its haunting style right out of the 1970s.

July 19, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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