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HELL HOUSE LLC: LINEAGE (2025)

This is an unentertaining sequel that’s poorly designed as a movie, and unnecessarily plodding as a story.

October 30, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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GOOD BOY (2025)

“Good Boy” rises above its gimmick label by adding thematic heft to what could otherwise have been a one-and-done stunt.

October 28, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE LONG WALK (2025)

It’s rare for a horror movie to run this deep on themes of friendship, finding hope in oppressive darkness, and refusing to be broken by bleakness.

October 22, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE STRANGERS: CHAPTER 2 (2025)

What if we take “The Strangers” and do the exact opposite of everything that made “The Strangers” suspenseful and successful in the first place?

October 16, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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VICIOUS (2025)

“Vicious” erases potential resonance with inessential stuffing that’s overlong, unnecessarily ambiguous, or just plain boring.

October 14, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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HIM (2025)

Summing up the movie’s “no duh” declarations: Violence as entertainment is bad. Exploitation is bad. Fanaticism is bad. “Him” is also bad.

October 10, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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V/H/S/HALLOWEEN (2025)

“V/H/S/Halloween” represents the series’ rebound, as it’s easily the franchise’s strongest and most consistent collection in years.

Tagged with April 2026.

October 8, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE CONJURING: LAST RITES (2025)

“The Conjuring: Last Rites” purports to be “based on a true story,” although it’s anyone’s guess where facts are supposedly included in the fiction.

October 6, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE TOXIC AVENGER (2023)

“The Toxic Avenger” feels like a true Troma film, but older, wiser, and with a lot more wit to go along with the grossouts and B-movie bloodbaths.

October 2, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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V/H/S/BEYOND (2024)

The real thing these shorts have in common is that they're all too long by about 20%, and some have nearly nothing to do with the supposed sci-fi frame.

September 30, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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V/H/S/85 (2023)

The result is a consecutive collection of incongruent stories whose tenuous connection is just that they're sheltering under the same thin umbrella.

September 26, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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NIGHT OF THE REAPER (2025)

Where “Night of the Reaper” hits a hard snag with its comparatively calmer tone is in not establishing the same sense of dread that “Halloween” does.

September 23, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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STRANGE HARVEST (2024)

“Strange Harvest” echoes “The Poughkeepsie Tapes” in a manner that’s able to maintain its own originality despite the déjà vu.

September 19, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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WITCHBOARD (2024)

Everything about “Witchboard” 2024 can be described as “average,” with “below” fitting in front of that word more often than “above” applies.

September 17, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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WEAPONS (2025)

Once its foundation firms up, “Weapons” continues forward as an experiment in storytelling that’s more about the telling than it is about the story.

September 10, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE HOME (2025)

“The Home” has the appearance of a slow-burn snore, but its essential organs are grown out of grindhouse gruesomeness and B-movie battiness.

September 4, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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TOGETHER (2025)

Engaging as allegory, and entertaining as a carnival-like freak show, “Together” is a full-bodied horror experience.

September 1, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (2025)

“I Know What You Did Last Summer” might not be the legacy sequel many fans wanted, but it might be the best to be expected.

August 28, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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HOUSE ON EDEN (2025)

“House on Eden” is what you get when a horror film is treated as a conduit for content rather than a medium for cinematic storytelling.

August 26, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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BAMBI: THE RECKONING (2025)

“Bambi: The Reckoning” delivers a headache-inducing hangover that’ll have audiences asking, “why in the world did I willingly watch this?”

Tagged with May 2026.

August 21, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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