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SHIVER ME TIMBERS

“Shiver Me Timbers” is another slapdash slasher where the madman murdering nondescript nobodies is supposedly some twisted interpretation of Popeye.

May 13, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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SCREAMBOAT (2025)

If you only watch one public domain slasher based on an expired copyright, and no one needs to watch more than one anyway, “Screamboat” really is the best option.

Tagged with December 2025.

May 9, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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ASH (2025)

“Ash” shows more promise for Flying Lotus’s filmmaking future rather than impressing as an early career highlight to be repeatedly revisited.

May 6, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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DROP (2025)

The tagline says, “Everyone’s a suspect,” but that’s not true. The primary suspect can only be the one actor most people have previously heard of.

May 1, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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LOCKED (2025)

“Locked’s” reticence to hit hard with a meaningful message, unsympathetic characters, and thinly stretched thrills destine the movie for mediocrity.

April 28, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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HELL OF A SUMMER (2023)

“Whatever, it’s fine” doesn’t sound like a ringing endorsement, yet that’s approximately where “Hell of a Summer” lands in ultimate entertainment value.

April 25, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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IT FEEDS (2025)

“It Feeds” does just enough that’s different to become an example of how indie horror can be easily approachable without having to feel flat.

April 22, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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DEAD MAIL (2024)

“Dead Mail” shows what indie filmmaking is supposed to look like when it’s done with passion as well as precision.

April 18, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE WOMAN IN THE YARD (2025)

“The Woman in the Yard” languishes as a mostly muted spooker that’s heavy on dour drama, yet light on lasting chills.

April 16, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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SHADOW OF GOD (2025)

Conceptually compelling and exceptionally executed, “Shadow of God” is the most memorable possession movie since “The Exorcist.”

April 9, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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825 FOREST ROAD (2025)

“825 Forest Road” is recommended for fans of movies made by indie artists who put sincere commitment into personal projects.

April 3, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE RULE OF JENNY PEN (2024)

“The Rule of Jenny Pen” fires off frightful suggestions from a bevy of barrels pointed directly at anyone who has ever felt unnoticed and unheard.

March 31, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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CURSE OF THE CLOWN MOTEL (2023)

I can't recommend "Curse of the Clown Motel,” but I can recommend a trip to the actual Clown Motel and its surrounding town of Tonopah, Nevada.

March 27, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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POPEYE THE SLAYER MAN (2025)

It’s moderately more watchable than “Popeye’s Revenge,” though that’s like saying being mauled by a bear is preferable to being mauled by a lion.

March 25, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE MONKEY (2025)

“The Monkey” cheerily and cheekily revels in this brand of B-movie schlock, though it always does so with hyper-stylized shocks.

March 20, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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BORDERLINE (2025)

Samara Weaving earns top billing and the most minutes onscreen, but “Borderline” is really a greater showcase for Ray Nicholson.

March 17, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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CONTROL FREAK (2025)

The uneven experience ends up feeling so fleeting that I’m uncertain what needs to be said about the movie other than a head-tilting “eh.”

March 14, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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BLOAT (2025)

Once the slight shininess of “Bloat’s” “screenlife” sheen gets dulled, it’s even easier to see the movie as a rote possession yarn.

March 11, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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F MARRY KILL (2024)

Dualities dominate “F Marry Kill,” though they cause confusing creative conflicts more often than they work in tandem to complement one another.

March 6, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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PETER PAN'S NEVERLAND NIGHTMARE (2025)

What’s the point in paying the movie any attention simply because it was first to hijack a lapsed Disney property for exploitation in hacky horror?

March 3, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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