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POPEYE'S REVENGE (2025)

“Popeye’s Revenge” makes a strong case on behalf of corporate lawyers for why ordinary people shouldn’t be allowed within an inch of lucrative IP.

February 27, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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PRESENCE (2024)

“Presence” illustrates the dreadful dullness a stranded spirit would actually encounter while peacefully haunting a normal house.

February 24, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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COMPANION (2025)

All aspects of drama, suspense, and parody get big boosts from the pairing of Sophie Thatcher and Jack Quaid, both of whom are easily the right actors for their roles.

February 20, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE GORGE (2025)

The world created for “The Gorge” might work better in a book, where an active imagination can shine brighter lights on the creatures and concepts than the movie does.

February 18, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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HEART EYES (2025)

“Heart Eyes” casually entertains as a fun-focused slasher, but its temperature isn’t turned up as high as it should be.

February 14, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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PIGLET (2025)

It’s not your fault if you make the mistake of assuming “Piglet” spun out of the “Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey” series.

February 10, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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DARK MATCH (2024)

“Dark Match” got me thinking. How did I handle B-movie believability when I was younger? What was the criteria for suspension of disbelief?

February 5, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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WOLF MAN (2025)

Characters kept at arm’s length from audience investment and predictable beats transform “Wolf Man” into a disappointingly bland movie.

February 3, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE DAMNED (2024)

“The Damned” concludes on an unsatisfying explanation that retroactively reduces the entire experience to a big buildup for one minor moment.

January 29, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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GRAFTED (2024)

Whether the film likes it or not, and it probably does not, director Sasha Rainbow’s “Grafted” invites obvious comparisons to Coralie Fargeat’s “The Substance.”

January 27, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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INTO THE DEEP (2025)

If a B-movie bomb detonates on home video and there’s nobody there to watch it, does it make a sound?

January 24, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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NOSFERATU (2024)

The narrative’s familiarity can make the artistic immersion seem drearily indulgent at times when the movie should feel mesmerically dreadful.

January 22, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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GET AWAY (2024)

Not quite a case of too little, too late, “Get Away” gains enough mad-dash momentum to crest over the hill of humdrum humor it had been coasting on until the ending.

January 17, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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BLOODY AXE WOUND (2024)

Somewhat swiftly, “Bloody Axe Wound” sheds the skin of a slasher spoof to morph into a more intriguing inversion of a coming-of-age tale.

January 15, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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GEORGE A. ROMERO'S RESIDENT EVIL (2025)

If it made sense for this to be a feature-length film in the first place, “George A. Romero’s Resident Evil” might be a more essential piece of horror history.

January 13, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE MAN IN THE WHITE VAN (2023)

Structured strangely, and centered too squarely on the more mundane moments of a young girl’s life, “The Man in the White Van” misses more than one mark as a serial killer thriller.

January 9, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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WEREWOLVES (2024)

“Werewolves” reveals itself as an under-budgeted B-movie that should have gone straight to home video, yet somehow had a theatrical release.

January 6, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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Y2K (2024)

“Y2K” graduates from the “Superbad”-style hijinks of high schoolers into a lowkey comedic remake of Stephen King’s “Maximum Overdrive.”

January 2, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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BAGMAN (2024)

If Bagman zipped up his eponymous movie in a sack and hauled it away to a dark cave, I’m not sure anyone would notice it went missing.

December 24, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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KRAVEN THE HUNTER (2024)

“Kraven the Hunter” might as well be renamed “Kraven the Explainer,” as it’s much more of an unnecessarily tedious origin story than an action-intensive adventure.

December 19, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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