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HERETIC (2024)

Before you know it, viewers gradually transform into frogs slowly boiled alive without realizing the dangerous heat enveloping them until it’s too late.

December 16, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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VENOM: THE LAST DANCE (2024)

“Venom: The Last Dance” is one of the most accurate representations of comic book concepts and qualities in film format I’ve ever seen.

December 11, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE SOUL EATER (2024 - French)

“The Soul Eater” probably works better as a book since it’s not quite the movie seemingly sold by the art or the pedigree of its directors.

December 5, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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ELEVATION (2024)

If you don’t get major “The Last of Us” vibes from “Elevation,” it’ll only be because you didn’t play the games or watch the HBO series.

December 2, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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#AMFAD: ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD (2024)

Expect an aggressively implausible whodunit where the who is unsatisfying and the how and why they dunit has holes deeper than the Mariana Trench.

November 26, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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STREET TRASH (2024)

Whether you like the film’s irreverent attitude or not, “Street Trash” is exactly the rude, ridiculous, rebellious movie Kruger means for it to be.

November 21, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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SMILE 2 (2024)

Although sleeker and perhaps scarier, “Smile 2’s” fault is that it’s arguably “more of the same” rather than a real advancement on what came before.

November 19, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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DEVON (2024)

At least the movie only runs 70 minutes, though I suppose that extra 10 technically disqualifies it from being a literal amateur hour.

November 15, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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BLACK CAB (2024)

While the movie works as an atmosphere-building slow burn, the lack of substance in the story makes “Black Cab” harder to get into as a narrative.

November 13, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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CELLAR DOOR (2024)

What’s on the other side of the cellar door is far more disappointing than anyone can imagine, and so is the bland movie bearing its name.

November 11, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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LAST STRAW (2023)

It’s hard not to think a better heroine and a little more linearity might have earned “Last Straw” another full star.

November 8, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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APARTMENT 7A (2024)

Terry Gionoffrio’s ordeal simply seems like a trial run for what Rosemary Woodhouse experiences in a scarier, sleeker, superior movie.

November 5, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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TIME CUT (2024)

Everyone else who has no problem with a fright flick that feels like “Lizzie McGuire” decided to get dark with a PG-13 Halloween special should do just fine.

November 1, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE SUBSTANCE (2024)

Coralie Fargeat and “The Substance” showed me things I’ve never seen before alongside things I didn’t even know a movie could do.

October 30, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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DON'T MOVE (2024)

“Don’t Move” relies heavily on serendipitous events and “you’ve got to be kidding me” behavior, which amasses an amount of disbelief not all viewers will be willing to suspend.

October 28, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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WOMAN OF THE HOUR (2023)

Emotionally charged performances make “Woman of the Hour” a consistently compelling, and occasionally unsettling, examination of violence’s often overlooked victims.

October 24, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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CARVED (2024)

“Carved” has a creative concept. What the movie does not have is a punchy, popping personality to match its peculiar premise.

October 22, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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NEVER LET GO (2024)

The movie you might think you’re getting may not be the movie it actually is, as “Never Let Go” packs a different punch than the one you see coming.

October 18, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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ALIEN: ROMULUS (2024)

The return to a familiar formula focused on fan service puts the film in a fight against creative freedom to stamp a standout mark in the series.

October 16, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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MR. CROCKET (2024)

Enjoyable without being empty, and sincere without being sappy, "Mr. Crocket" manufactures a solid selection for a "31 Nights of Halloween" marathon.

October 14, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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