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AZRAEL (2024)

If a gimmick is all a movie has to go on, then it's also a great way to ensure an audience swiftly forgets the film.

October 11, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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HELLBOY: THE CROOKED MAN (2024)

It takes some getting used to the scaled-back styling, yet once you do, the film's unsettling aura of folk horror quietly creeps up on you.

October 9, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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SPIN THE BOTTLE (2024)

Apparently, game-based horror movies are now down to simple party activities that can be played with an empty two-liter of orange Fanta.

October 7, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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SALEM'S LOT (2024)

Taken for the final product it was forced to be, it's hard to imagine any alternate 100-minute cut of this content coming out distinctly better.

October 4, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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STRANGE DARLING (2023)

What makes "Strange Darling" clever is how its twist retroactively recontextualizes everything you've already witnessed.

October 2, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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AMBER ALERT (2024)

Viewers who can look past how far the film bends believability should be intermittently captivated at a minimum, and possibly deeply disturbed.

September 30, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE FRONT ROOM (2024)

"The Front Room's" primary objective appears to be to get on an audience's nerves as much as Solange tries getting on Belinda's.

September 27, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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AFRAID (2024)

There's only the smallest smattering of substance inside "Afraid," making it about as artificially intelligent as a filler thriller can be.

September 25, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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CUCKOO (2024)

Imagine the hypnotic horror of Panos Cosmatos meets David Lynch dreaminess with an arty A24 style whirled together in a macabre midnight movie.

September 23, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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HERE AFTER (2024)

Arguably admirable in its thematic intentions, it's harder to argue that "Here After" is ever eerie, exciting, or entertaining.

September 19, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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SUBSERVIENCE (2024)

Plowing through every routine plot point imaginable, the movie is a laughable erotic thriller that's barely erotic and hardly thrilling at all.

September 16, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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MILK & SERIAL (2024)

At a time when so many indie horror hucksters are still shoving "Amityville" into their titles, it's inspiring to see Curry Barker putting in real work with an original effort.

September 11, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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TRAP (2024)

While Cooper desperately searches for an escape route, viewers desperately need to put disbelief into a deep freeze, because preposterous developments pile up in a hurry.

September 9, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE DEMON DISORDER (2024)

"The Demon Disorder's" creeps mostly come quietly while the movie squares its spotlight on sibling melodrama.

September 5, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE DELIVERANCE (2024)

It's in poor taste at best and irresponsible at worst to pin the blame on an imaginary being than the true causes of domestic violence and impoverished living.

September 2, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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LONGLEGS (2024)

A movie so soaked macabre mystique, it sounded like you'd risk damning your soul to the darkest depths of Hell just by daring to watch it.

August 28, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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CONSUMED (2024)

Viewers are left to gnaw on the skeleton of an emaciated thriller without much meat on its sun-bleached bones.

August 26, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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ODDITY (2024)

"Oddity's" wooden man should join the "Talk to Me" hand and "Mister Babadook" pop-up book among the top props in modern horror iconography.

August 22, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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WE ARE ZOMBIES (2023)

Compromises must have been made, leaving "We Are Zombies" to let its potential evaporate while coming up short as comedy and as horror.

August 19, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE BEAST WITHIN (2024)

“The Beast Within” aligns itself much closer to a thematic drama focused on troubled family ties than a midnight movie bursting with beasts and bloodshed.

August 15, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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