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WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2014)

“What We Do in the Shadows” has achieved nigh universal acclaim from those more prone to falling in love with the hypnotic charm of a satirical vampire mockumentary.

May 3, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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LFO (2013 - Swedish)

“LFO” dances around fascinating possibilities to be sure, but the final delivery is funneled through a stifling plotline that has too little payoff.

May 3, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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DEAD SNOW 2: RED VS. DEAD (2014)

“Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead” evolves ... along its natural arc of “Evil Dead” homage by practically skipping the double dog dare of the second movie and going straight for over-the-top “Army of Darkness” outrageousness.

May 3, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE BABADOOK (2014)

... the cleverness in the collective charm of everything mentioned above ends up working in unison to put “The Babadook” at the top of the list for the most emotionally engaging horror film of 2014.

May 2, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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RIGOR MORTIS (2013 - Cantonese)

"Rigor Mortis" is a border-blending fusion of Japanese ghost story and Cantonese vampire fiction spiked with sensationalized martial arts action as the cherry on top.

April 25, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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R100 (2013 - Japanese)

If a film by David Lynch mated with a movie from John Waters, and that offspring tried morphing into a Farrelly Brothers comedy , the result might look something like “R100.”

April 23, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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RAGNAROK (2013 - Norwegian)

No matter how many boilerplate story beats and seen before character types are used as links in its predictable plot chain, “Ragnarok” squeezes so much quality from its all-ages appeal that fun trounces formula.

April 21, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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PARANORMAL ACTIVITY: THE MARKED ONES (2014)

Even if it seems initially satisfying as disposable horror entertainment, subsequent franchise installments now have a long run challenge to bring the series back to a sane track of forward-moving progress.

April 18, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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MOEBIUS (2013 - Korean)

“Moebius” makes it entirely too easy to be preoccupied with swimming against unrelenting waves of wordless weirdness drowning whatever it is the movie means to convey.

April 16, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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BEAST OF THE BERING SEA (2013)

“Beast of the Bering Sea” is either a home run dinger in a Little League ballpark, or a big time strikeout in a Major League stadium.

April 13, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE APPEARING (2014)

The scariest thing about the movie is the prospect of falling asleep suddenly and hitting your head on the armrest.

April 11, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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AFFLICTED (2013)

More than just well executed and highly entertaining as first-person horror, “Afflicted” turns into the most believable body horror transformation movie I have ever seen.

April 10, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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POSEIDON REX (2013)

If SyFy and The Asylum have taught us anything about post-2010 made-for-television monster movies, it is that high expectations may as well have “no admittance” crime scene tape blocking all entrances.

April 8, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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WOLF CREEK 2 (2013)

If you thought actor John Jarratt’s off-kilter killer was the best part of “Wolf Creek,” then the sequel is like a caramel-covered brownie fudge sundae for a fat kid indulging a sweet tooth.

April 8, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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WOLF CREEK (2005)

“Wolf Creek” is so successful at injecting unease that a climax accused of being visceral torture for shock’s sake is highly terrifying despite the “it’s been done before” scene arrangement.

April 8, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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STAGE FRIGHT (2014)

“Stage Fright” is broadly funny without being overly silly, gory without being grotesque, and unique in its appeal without ever compromising its identity.

April 6, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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CAMP DREAD (2014)

Without the presence of Eric Roberts and Danielle Harris, “Camp Dread” would be nearly unrecognizable as a professionally made feature.

April 6, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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95ers: TIME RUNNERS (2013)

It feels like the movie’s people, places, and things were thrown in the air and inserted wherever they fell in the storyline on the floor.

April 4, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE MACHINE (2013)

Caradog James does not break new thematic ground with “The Machine,” but the rich simplicity with which he frames his take on sentient robots makes for a sleek production with streamlined storytelling.

April 3, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE IMPALER (2013)

“I can’t believe we’re going off to college in just a couple months.”  I can’t believe it either.  Unless they mean they are going there to drop off their kids, since they certainly look old enough to have them.

April 2, 2014 by Ian Sedensky.
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