Studio: Lionsgate
Director: Bryan Fuller
Writer: Bryan Fuller
Producer: Basil Iwanyk, Erica Lee, Bryan Fuller
Stars: Mads Mikkelsen, Sophie Sloan, Sheila Atim, David Dastmalchian, Rebecca Henderson, Sigourney Weaver
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Summary:
An imaginative little girl tries hiring a hitman to kill a monster she believes hides under her bed and eats people.
Review:
“Dust Bunny” starts from such an ingeniously simple premise, it’s a wonder no one made a movie out of it until now. Virtually every kid who has ever slept in a bed raised off the floor has at one time considered there might be a monster under it. So too has Aurora, who is either eight years old or ten years old depending on which press release one goes by, a little girl insistent that a sentient dust bunny has grown fangs and wants to eat people when it’s not hiding beneath her floorboards. Naturally, Aurora’s parents tell her she’s imagining things. Since they’re not going to be of any help, Aurora has the brilliant idea to hire a hitman to get rid of the elusive beast for her.
Writer/director Bryan Fuller presents “Dust Bunny” as a family-friendly fairy tale with a lightly frightful twist. Set in an indeterminate city, most of the movie takes place in a cavernous yet oddly unpopulated apartment building that’s a fantastical combo of Wonka-like interiors and rainy alleyway exteriors. Costumes seem soaked in 1960s fashion even though Aurora eats from an ‘80s box of Franken Berry cereal. To avoid inadvertently summoning the monster by stepping on her floor, Aurora also navigates long hallways by “rowing” a big brass hippopotamus like she’s sailing down Venice canals. Many characters don’t even have names. Mads Mikkelsen’s hitman appears in end credits as “Intriguing Neighbor” while some of his assassin enemies are just called “Intimidating Woman” and “Conspicuously Inconspicuous Man.”
Aurora figures out what her “intriguing neighbor” from apartment 5B does for a living by trailing him to Chinatown in a sequence that goes wordless for ten minutes. Against a backdrop of colorful fireworks and glowing neon signs reflecting on dark stone walls, 5B pulls off some impressive “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon” choreography while wearing a yellow Bruce Lee-inspired jumpsuit and slicing his sword through gun-toting gangsters disguised by a Chinese dragon Aurora thinks is real. Here is also where the audience discovers “Dust Bunny” is less of a horror-ish film and more of a “John Wick Jr.” action extravaganza interested in stunts more than scares.
What few words are spoken during this first act are largely inconsequential, like Aurora calling for her parents or her parents doing a muffled Charlie Brown warble. An impatient viewer might miss these moments later though, because once the talking starts in earnest, there ends up being a lot of it.
It takes about eight minutes of dialogue, a solid two of which are just the both of them seated at a table, for Aurora to present 5B with stolen money as she explains her situation and negotiates payment for procuring his services. Then 5B spends another three minutes recounting what happened with Aurora to his handler Laverne, played by Sigourney Weaver. There are intermittent instances of gunplay and fistfights, but viewers had better buckle up for plenty more conversations whenever “Dust Bunny” puts the brakes on the pace, which is often, so 5B can converse with an undercover FBI agent, stare down a rival assassin, or have yet another quiet interaction with Laverne.
“Dust Bunny” tries its best to be gateway horror for a younger crowd, but extended stretches of silence repeatedly followed by slow buildups really tax the tempo. Teens and preteens aren’t likely to get anything out of inclusions like Sigourney Weaver’s character either. Laverne has a quirk of holding her mouth wide open to unclench her jaw, mirroring the yawns many might have while they watch her take a meeting in a wine bar, an unfamiliar place to children, while eating charcuterie, an unfamiliar word to those same small ones. These are curiously droll creative choices for a film not squarely aimed at adults.
Laverne and 5B discuss murder for money while ceiling rings are lit to look like ironic halos over their heads, a gag that goes on too long as the camera continually cuts back and forth during the same setup. Other visual jokes are just as dry, such as Laverne issuing a warning that 5B ought to leave town immediately, without doing anything silly like stopping for dim sum, only for the camera to cut to 5B and Aurora eating dumplings in a Chinese restaurant. More flat than funny, the film’s slight sense of humor comes across with the same tightness that chokes other attempts at whimsy.
Oddly enough for a movie with a monster, “Dust Bunny” underwhelms by underdelivering on the horror inherent in its premise. The titular terror devours its earliest victims offscreen, and isn’t seen in the open until the finale, leaving a glaring gap to suggest it might not even exist at all. A couple of noisy shootouts have a hard time filling in the flavor whenever “Dust Bunny” comes up short on all three ingredients in its muted mix of creepy, cute, and cool. Maybe that’s enough for some viewers to still squeeze out a smile, though the film could use much more of the monster, and a heavier dose of eccentricity could only help ignite a stronger spark of storybook fantasy.
NOTE: There is a brief mid-credits scene.
Review Score: 55
“Dust Bunny” tries its best to be gateway horror, but extended stretches of silence repeatedly followed by slow buildups really tax the tempo.