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GET AWAY (2024)

Not quite a case of too little, too late, “Get Away” gains enough mad-dash momentum to crest over the hill of humdrum humor it had been coasting on until the ending.

January 17, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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BLOODY AXE WOUND (2024)

Somewhat swiftly, “Bloody Axe Wound” sheds the skin of a slasher spoof to morph into a more intriguing inversion of a coming-of-age tale.

January 15, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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GEORGE A. ROMERO'S RESIDENT EVIL (2025)

If it made sense for this to be a feature-length film in the first place, “George A. Romero’s Resident Evil” might be a more essential piece of horror history.

January 13, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE MAN IN THE WHITE VAN (2023)

Structured strangely, and centered too squarely on the more mundane moments of a young girl’s life, “The Man in the White Van” misses more than one mark as a serial killer thriller.

January 9, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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WEREWOLVES (2024)

“Werewolves” reveals itself as an under-budgeted B-movie that should have gone straight to home video, yet somehow had a theatrical release.

January 6, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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Y2K (2024)

“Y2K” graduates from the “Superbad”-style hijinks of high schoolers into a lowkey comedic remake of Stephen King’s “Maximum Overdrive.”

January 2, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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BAGMAN (2024)

If Bagman zipped up his eponymous movie in a sack and hauled it away to a dark cave, I’m not sure anyone would notice it went missing.

December 24, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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KRAVEN THE HUNTER (2024)

“Kraven the Hunter” might as well be renamed “Kraven the Explainer,” as it’s much more of an unnecessarily tedious origin story than an action-intensive adventure.

December 19, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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HERETIC (2024)

Before you know it, viewers gradually transform into frogs slowly boiled alive without realizing the dangerous heat enveloping them until it’s too late.

December 16, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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VENOM: THE LAST DANCE (2024)

“Venom: The Last Dance” is one of the most accurate representations of comic book concepts and qualities in film format I’ve ever seen.

December 11, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE SOUL EATER (2024 - French)

“The Soul Eater” probably works better as a book since it’s not quite the movie seemingly sold by the art or the pedigree of its directors.

December 5, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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ELEVATION (2024)

If you don’t get major “The Last of Us” vibes from “Elevation,” it’ll only be because you didn’t play the games or watch the HBO series.

December 2, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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#AMFAD: ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD (2024)

Expect an aggressively implausible whodunit where the who is unsatisfying and the how and why they dunit has holes deeper than the Mariana Trench.

November 26, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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STREET TRASH (2024)

Whether you like the film’s irreverent attitude or not, “Street Trash” is exactly the rude, ridiculous, rebellious movie Kruger means for it to be.

November 21, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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SMILE 2 (2024)

Although sleeker and perhaps scarier, “Smile 2’s” fault is that it’s arguably “more of the same” rather than a real advancement on what came before.

November 19, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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DEVON (2024)

At least the movie only runs 70 minutes, though I suppose that extra 10 technically disqualifies it from being a literal amateur hour.

November 15, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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BLACK CAB (2024)

While the movie works as an atmosphere-building slow burn, the lack of substance in the story makes “Black Cab” harder to get into as a narrative.

November 13, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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CELLAR DOOR (2024)

What’s on the other side of the cellar door is far more disappointing than anyone can imagine, and so is the bland movie bearing its name.

November 11, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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LAST STRAW (2023)

It’s hard not to think a better heroine and a little more linearity might have earned “Last Straw” another full star.

November 8, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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APARTMENT 7A (2024)

Terry Gionoffrio’s ordeal simply seems like a trial run for what Rosemary Woodhouse experiences in a scarier, sleeker, superior movie.

November 5, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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