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ADULT SWIM YULE LOG (2022)

When “The Fireplace” burns a fully bonkers blaze with crazy kills and snicker-inducing surprises, there’s a fair bit of humorous heat to be felt.

December 15, 2022 by Ian Sedensky.
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CHRISTMAS BLOODY CHRISTMAS (2022)

If you’ve seen a Joe Begos movie before, then I don’t have to tell you what kind of gunk-spattered neon nightmare he has in store.

December 13, 2022 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE HARBINGER (2022)

“The Harbinger” uses a mold of quarantine-related phobias, but its clay really comes from the worry of wondering what impact, if any, we leave on the world.

December 6, 2022 by Ian Sedensky.
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A WOUNDED FAWN (2022)

“A Wounded Fawn” is very much a movie where mood will directly determine which way your thumb points when it’s all said and done.

December 1, 2022 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE KILLING TREE (2022)

The upholstery-themed insanity of “Killer Sofa” will have company for the holidays now that the Christmas-themed kookiness of “The Killing Tree” has announced, “Hold my egg nog.”

November 29, 2022 by Ian Sedensky.
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HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION (2002)

More than anything, “Halloween: Resurrection” fails to satisfy franchise fans because it doesn’t resemble “Halloween” in any meaningful way.

November 22, 2022 by Ian Sedensky.
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PEARL (2022)

Its uniquely weird flavor would have hit my tongue even harder if I didn’t have “X’s” plain taste already in my mouth beforehand.

November 15, 2022 by Ian Sedensky.
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SMILE (2022)

Any discussion about “Smile” between two people who’ve seen it must include one of them asking, “Can you imagine being at that birthday party?”

November 8, 2022 by Ian Sedensky.
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RUN SWEETHEART RUN (2020)

Cherie gets tied to so many tropes in such a short period of time that “Run Sweetheart Run” floats away into absurdist overkill territory almost immediately.

November 4, 2022 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE LAIR (2022)

“The Lair” asks the question, are “serviceable” and “forgettable” interchangeable adjectives for describing this movie?

November 2, 2022 by Ian Sedensky.
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BARBARIAN (2022)

Put on a blindfold and descend into “Barbarian’s” dark corridors for a creatively clever creeper that’s certain to rattle your nerves.

October 28, 2022 by Ian Sedensky.
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V/H/S/99 (2022)

The five shorts feel like separate entities fighting to fit into the framing device, both as VHS “found footage” and as stories that are supposed to be set in 1999.

October 25, 2022 by Ian Sedensky.
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HALLOWEEN ENDS (2022)

In addition to its dramatic depth, “Halloween Ends” delivers a unique experience unlike anything else in any of the Michael Myers continuities.

October 18, 2022 by Ian Sedensky.
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SPIRIT HALLOWEEN: THE MOVIE (2022)

“Spirit Halloween: The Movie” is a lot like the store. It’s moderately charming, a little chintzy, and stuffed with cheap fluff that’s occasionally still good for a gag.

October 13, 2022 by Ian Sedensky.
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HELLRAISER (2022)

The franchise contains so many flops that being a slightly above average horror movie means it’s outstanding as far as Hellraiser films go.

October 11, 2022 by Ian Sedensky.
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MR. HARRIGAN'S PHONE (2022)

This is a sentimental Stephen King story about death, grieving, and guilty consciences that’s closer in tone to “Stand by Me” than “Pet Sematary.”

October 7, 2022 by Ian Sedensky.
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MY BEST FRIEND'S EXORCISM (2022)

A breezy 90-minute lark streaming on Amazon doesn’t provide a properly tuned piano for hitting all of the intended notes of horror, humor, and heart.

October 4, 2022 by Ian Sedensky.
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BRING IT ON: CHEER OR DIE (2022)

Kudos go to whoever had the chutzpah to do something completely uncharacteristic with a concept that’s traditionally more “Degrassi” than “Friday the 13th.”

September 29, 2022 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE MUNSTERS (2022)

Rob Zombie’s “The Munsters” isn’t merely bad. It’s beyond bad. As in, “It shouldn’t even exist” bad.

September 27, 2022 by Ian Sedensky.
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HOUSE OF DARKNESS (2022)

Staged like a play from start to finish, “House of Darkness” is boringly blocked for the static staleness of constant chitchat.

September 22, 2022 by Ian Sedensky.
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