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THE SIREN (2019)

If someone insisted on pushing through the movie at 2x speed, I’d be hard pressed to concoct a good reason why that would be wrong.

January 27, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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TAMMY AND THE T-REX (1994)

Where else can you see a dinosaur interrupt backyard party sex as well as Denise Richards doing a lingerie striptease for Paul Walker’s disembodied brain?

January 24, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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DOCTOR SLEEP (Director's Cut) (2019)

You can expect an altered experience with “Doctor Sleep’s” Director’s Cut, though not necessarily a radically different one.

January 22, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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COLOR OUT OF SPACE (2019)

The movie might look roughshod if not for the fact that professional talents presumably knew what they were doing, even if the audience does not.

January 20, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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PARASITE (2019 - Korean)

Best interests will often be rewarded by challenging comfort zones and taking more chances on movies that reside outside your usual wheelhouse.

January 17, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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TERMINATOR: DARK FATE (2019)

“Terminator: Dark Fate’s” lateral move mostly maintains mediocrity, which qualifies as “good enough” for a property whose best days appear cemented in the last century.

January 15, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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VHYES (2019)

With its comedic carnival of kooky clips, “VHYes” runs a full sprint marathon through a perfectly parodied time tunnel of 1980s nostalgia.

January 13, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE MURDER OF NICOLE BROWN SIMPSON (2020)

The garbage can is too charitable of a place to put “The Murder of Nicole Brown Simpson.” It ought to be fired straight into the sun and disintegrated.

January 10, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE SONATA (2018)

Although “The Sonata” doesn’t charge authoritatively like an earth-shaking juggernaut, it nevertheless gets the job done as a competently casual creeper.

January 8, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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FEEDBACK (2019)

If you’re an Eddie Marsan fan at all, you’ll be thoroughly riveted by the performance he puts up here. If you’re not already a Marsan fan, “Feedback” might make you one.

January 6, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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IN THE TALL GRASS (2019)

“In the Tall Grass” isn’t in the top third of Stephen King stories, so it tracks that the film wouldn’t land in the highest tiers of King adaptations either.

January 3, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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DO NOT REPLY (2020)

You might consider “Do Not Reply” to be the comparatively tamer made-for-cable alternative to the “online predator” and “homemade dungeon imprisonment” premises.

January 1, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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RIOT GIRLS (2019)

Clearly the offspring of a compromised vision, “Riot Girls” smacks of imagination sold scandalously short.

December 30, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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ELI (2019)

“Eli” really does epitomize both the mediocrity and the malaise associated with Netflix’s assembly line of middle ground “meh” movies.

December 27, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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CRAWL (2019)

“Crawl” giddily uses our heroes as pincushions to poke, prod, and pull apart like a freckle-faced kid dementedly playing Marquis de Sade with a lightning bug.

December 25, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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LITTLE MONSTERS (2019)

Funniness flies in your face fast and furiously from the first frame of “Little Monsters” all the way through its end credits song.

December 23, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE LIGHTHOUSE (2019)

“Boredom makes men to villains,” says Willem Dafoe’s irritable lantern keeper. It also makes men wish they had chosen to watch anything other than “The Lighthouse.”

December 20, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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BLACK CHRISTMAS (2019)

Riley’s oddly prophetic line, “we’re not inspiring people, we’re pissing people off” became unfortunately true for “Black Christmas” too.

December 18, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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HARPOON (2019)

A short and sweet take suffices for a short, sometimes savage, but start-to-finish entertaining endeavor such as “Harpoon.”

December 16, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE FURIES (2019)

“The Furies” can’t even be described as a ‘steak and potatoes’ slasher. It’s all meat and no vegetables.

December 13, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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