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DOCTOR SLEEP (2019)

You’d be hard pressed to designate “Doctor Sleep” as anything other than a directorial success as far as an achievement to ambition ratio goes.

December 11, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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WOUNDS (2019)

No matter how much I mull over “Wounds,” I’m no closer to concluding whether Armie Hammer’s performance is brilliantly bland by design or just boringly blah.

December 9, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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MIDSOMMAR (2019)

Aster delights in deliberately trolling “it’s not horror!” TruFans who exhaustingly reduce his “adore it or abhor it” aesthetics into supposed evidence of overhyped boredom.

December 6, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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IN FABRIC (2018)

The movie mushes around unconscious content like Play-Doh while only making vague shapes of tangible storytelling.

December 4, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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READY OR NOT (2019)

Whether it’s uncreative kills, cursory characterizations, or totally telegraphed beats, “Ready or Not’s” real issue is that it doesn’t put any inventive spins on standards setups.

December 2, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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WE SUMMON THE DARKNESS (2019)

This was doomed to be detonated as a total bomb from the get-go, and I’m flabbergasted anyone could have believed otherwise.

November 29, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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RESIN (2019 - Danish)

“Resin” demands to speak in its own voice. What it says might be music for some, but will sound like harsh screeches for others.

November 27, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE ADDAMS FAMILY (2019)

Everywhere you turn, a lack of snap in the tempo threatens to render audiences unconscious with carbon monoxide contagion.

November 25, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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COUNTDOWN (2019)

“Countdown” answers the question, what would a cheap Little Caesar’s Hot-N-Ready look like in PG-13 horror film form?

November 22, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE FARE (2018)

Against my external uncertainties, “The Fare” won me over by its conclusion, primarily through persuasive performances built around a suspenseful setup.

November 20, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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EAT, BRAINS, LOVE (2019)

If there were any other way to critique “Eat, Brains, Love” without singling out a specific someone whose career isn’t fully established, I would take that alternate route.

November 18, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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DON'T LET GO (2019)

“Don’t Let Go” uses a classic paradox premise to spin an unexpectedly moving fable where powerful family bonds break restricting rules of reality.

November 15, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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ANTRUM: THE DEADLIEST FILM EVER MADE (2018)

Even with a number of prime pieces to play with, “Antrum” takes a wrong turn by building around a tame story that isn’t nearly as intriguing as the background bits.

November 13, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE SHED (2019)

A casual charm emerges from unusually down-to-earth fiction that makes “The Shed” endearing without being cutesy or comedic.

November 11, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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CITY OF ASHES (2019 - Spanish)

Distinctive films like this one reward those who go out of their way to get to it by beautifully, and bizarrely, broadening their horror movie horizons.

November 8, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE WRETCHED (2019)

If “The Wretched” is indicative of the stylish creepy-crawling The Pierce Brothers can deliver, expect to see even bigger and bolder productions in the duo’s future.

November 6, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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HOLIDAY HELL (2019)

You’d better be in a merry mood if “Holiday Hell” is to have any hope of spiking your egg nog with entertainment.

November 4, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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RATTLESNAKE (2019)

“Rattlesnake” might be a ringer released by Netflix to illustrate exactly why we need the ability to blaze through boringness on our own terms.

November 1, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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KINDRED SPIRITS (2019)

Ably aided by her two co-stars, Caitlin Stasey’s highlight-packed performance tows “Kindred Spirit” through its troughs and jets it right over each peak.

October 30, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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GIRL ON THE THIRD FLOOR (2019)

Once “Girl on the Third Floor” trades its first act foundation of cinematic convention for a second act of thematic reflection, shed skin reveals bones of infinitely more intrigue.

October 28, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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