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PHOENIX FORGOTTEN (2017)

“Phoenix Forgotten” gains a fair deal of ground only to give it up for a last act playing in the deep end of “found footage” predictability.

July 26, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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DEAD SHACK (2017)

“Dead Shack” has a casual approach to its comedy, which mostly comes courtesy of humor that is amusing as opposed to laugh out loud hilarious.

July 25, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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IT STAINS THE SANDS RED (2016)

Not since “The Battery” has an economical indie figured out that scaling all the way back to an intimate focus is a much smarter way to stand out.

July 24, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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78/52: HITCHCOCK'S SHOWER SCENE (2017)

An edutaining examination of how the master of cinematic suspense carefully crafted perhaps the most memorable movie moment of all time.

July 21, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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SHIN GODZILLA (2016 - Japanese)

All of this inactivity on Godzilla’s part leaves “Shin Godzilla” to become the monster movie equivalent of C-SPAN.

July 20, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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SEQUENCE BREAK (2017)

Earnest elbow grease is evident. “Sequence Break” is just a touch too slender in scope to pack a knockout punch as slickly sinister sci-fi.

July 19, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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KILLING GROUND (2016)

The great effect “Killing Ground” achieves from this conceit is the simultaneous suspense of wondering what will happen as well as what already did.

July 18, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE GRACEFIELD INCIDENT (2017)

“The Gracefield Incident” is an unfortunate victim of damned if you do, damned if you don’t criticism where it might have been destined to lose either way.

July 17, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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SUPER DARK TIMES (2017)

The movie is one of those rare experiences tattooed in your mind’s eye after it is over, truly haunting your head with echoes of its affecting horror.

July 14, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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BONEJANGLES (2017)

Making the film frustrating is this fact that there is a germ here for a movie that would be a lot more fun with a smarter sense of humor.

July 13, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE NEIGHBOR (2017 - Spanish)

Most scenes put no more thought into what purpose they serve than one puts into how long to microwave a slice of leftover pizza.

July 12, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THREAD (2016 - Greek)

When sketch comedy shows do parodies of pretentious foreign language films bloated by arty symbolism, they resemble “Thread” to a T.

July 11, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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LADY MACBETH (2016)

It is difficult to not come away from the film feeling as though the movie’s sound leaves an echo instead of sinking into the soul.

July 10, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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13 DEMONS (2016)

No matter how cool the concept may be for RPG enthusiasts, it’s only good for one gallon of gas trying to fuel a 15-gallon tank.

July 7, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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LAKE ALICE (LAKE TOMAHAWK) (2017)

“Lake Alice” relies too much on its silly surprise destination instead of fulfilling a satisfying journey of suspense.

July 6, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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GREMLIN (2017)

If it had a 1990s production date, “Gremlin” could find a home on a Blockbuster Video shelf alongside Full Moon’s slate of likeminded fare.

July 5, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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2:22 (2017)

The missing ingredient is the oomph, the x-factor, or the je ne sais quoi that would put “extra” in front of “ordinary.”

July 4, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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DARKNESS RISING (2017)

“Darkness Rising” plays as though it were built autonomously using a beta version of a “Scary Movie Generator” app.

July 3, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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NEVER HERE (2017)

Think indie character study instead of “Rear Window,” as this is Hitchcock by way of Sofia Coppola or Jim Jarmusch.

June 30, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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OKJA (2017)

The tonal imbalance between cinematic fun and seriously weighty stakes never evens out in enjoyment’s best interests.

June 29, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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