• Main Page
  • Latest Movie Reviews
    • Movie Reviews A-F
    • Movie Reviews G-L
    • Movie Reviews M-R
    • Movie Reviews S-Z
  • Blu-ray New Releases - July/August 2025
    • Bates Motel
    • Blood Drive
    • Creepshow
    • Dark Shadows
    • Orphan Black
    • Scream
    • Sleepy Hollow
    • Under the Dome
  • Event Coverage
  • About Culture Crypt

CULTURE CRYPT

  • Main Page
  • Latest Movie Reviews
  • Movie Review Archive
    • Movie Reviews A-F
    • Movie Reviews G-L
    • Movie Reviews M-R
    • Movie Reviews S-Z
  • Blu-ray New Releases - July/August 2025
  • TV Episode Guides/Reviews
    • Bates Motel
    • Blood Drive
    • Creepshow
    • Dark Shadows
    • Orphan Black
    • Scream
    • Sleepy Hollow
    • Under the Dome
  • Event Coverage
  • About Culture Crypt

WOLF MAN (2025)

Characters kept at arm’s length from audience investment and predictable beats transform “Wolf Man” into a disappointingly bland movie.

February 3, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
  • February 3, 2025
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment

THE DAMNED (2024)

“The Damned” concludes on an unsatisfying explanation that retroactively reduces the entire experience to a big buildup for one minor moment.

January 29, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
  • January 29, 2025
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment

GRAFTED (2024)

Whether the film likes it or not, and it probably does not, director Sasha Rainbow’s “Grafted” invites obvious comparisons to Coralie Fargeat’s “The Substance.”

Tagged with April 2025.

January 27, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
  • January 27, 2025
  • Ian Sedensky
  • April 2025
  • Post a comment

INTO THE DEEP (2025)

If a B-movie bomb detonates on home video and there’s nobody there to watch it, does it make a sound?

Tagged with April 2025.

January 24, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
  • January 24, 2025
  • Ian Sedensky
  • April 2025
  • Post a comment

NOSFERATU (2024)

The narrative’s familiarity can make the artistic immersion seem drearily indulgent at times when the movie should feel mesmerically dreadful.

January 22, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
  • January 22, 2025
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment

GET AWAY (2024)

Not quite a case of too little, too late, “Get Away” gains enough mad-dash momentum to crest over the hill of humdrum humor it had been coasting on until the ending.

Tagged with April 2025.

January 17, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
  • January 17, 2025
  • Ian Sedensky
  • April 2025
  • Post a comment

BLOODY AXE WOUND (2024)

Somewhat swiftly, “Bloody Axe Wound” sheds the skin of a slasher spoof to morph into a more intriguing inversion of a coming-of-age tale.

Tagged with May 2025.

January 15, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
  • January 15, 2025
  • Ian Sedensky
  • May 2025
  • Post a comment

GEORGE A. ROMERO'S RESIDENT EVIL (2025)

If it made sense for this to be a feature-length film in the first place, “George A. Romero’s Resident Evil” might be a more essential piece of horror history.

January 13, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
  • January 13, 2025
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment

THE MAN IN THE WHITE VAN (2023)

Structured strangely, and centered too squarely on the more mundane moments of a young girl’s life, “The Man in the White Van” misses more than one mark as a serial killer thriller.

January 9, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
  • January 9, 2025
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment

WEREWOLVES (2024)

“Werewolves” reveals itself as an under-budgeted B-movie that should have gone straight to home video, yet somehow had a theatrical release.

January 6, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
  • January 6, 2025
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment

Y2K (2024)

“Y2K” graduates from the “Superbad”-style hijinks of high schoolers into a lowkey comedic remake of Stephen King’s “Maximum Overdrive.”

January 2, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
  • January 2, 2025
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment

BAGMAN (2024)

If Bagman zipped up his eponymous movie in a sack and hauled it away to a dark cave, I’m not sure anyone would notice it went missing.

December 24, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
  • December 24, 2024
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment

KRAVEN THE HUNTER (2024)

“Kraven the Hunter” might as well be renamed “Kraven the Explainer,” as it’s much more of an unnecessarily tedious origin story than an action-intensive adventure.

December 19, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
  • December 19, 2024
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment

HERETIC (2024)

Before you know it, viewers gradually transform into frogs slowly boiled alive without realizing the dangerous heat enveloping them until it’s too late.

December 16, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
  • December 16, 2024
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment

VENOM: THE LAST DANCE (2024)

“Venom: The Last Dance” is one of the most accurate representations of comic book concepts and qualities in film format I’ve ever seen.

December 11, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
  • December 11, 2024
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment

THE SOUL EATER (2024 - French)

“The Soul Eater” probably works better as a book since it’s not quite the movie seemingly sold by the art or the pedigree of its directors.

December 5, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
  • December 5, 2024
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment

ELEVATION (2024)

If you don’t get major “The Last of Us” vibes from “Elevation,” it’ll only be because you didn’t play the games or watch the HBO series.

December 2, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
  • December 2, 2024
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment

#AMFAD: ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD (2024)

Expect an aggressively implausible whodunit where the who is unsatisfying and the how and why they dunit has holes deeper than the Mariana Trench.

November 26, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
  • November 26, 2024
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment

STREET TRASH (2024)

Whether you like the film’s irreverent attitude or not, “Street Trash” is exactly the rude, ridiculous, rebellious movie Kruger means for it to be.

November 21, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
  • November 21, 2024
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment

SMILE 2 (2024)

Although sleeker and perhaps scarier, “Smile 2’s” fault is that it’s arguably “more of the same” rather than a real advancement on what came before.

November 19, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
  • November 19, 2024
  • Ian Sedensky
  • Post a comment
Newer
Older

CULTURE CRYPT

The best resource for genre movie reviews and horror pop culture.

Culture Crypt is the most reliable website for genre movie reviews and the best in popular culture, specializing in independent horror film entertainment.

  • Main Page
  • Latest Movie Reviews
    • Movie Reviews A-F
    • Movie Reviews G-L
    • Movie Reviews M-R
    • Movie Reviews S-Z
  • Blu-ray New Releases - July/August 2025
    • Bates Motel
    • Blood Drive
    • Creepshow
    • Dark Shadows
    • Orphan Black
    • Scream
    • Sleepy Hollow
    • Under the Dome
  • Event Coverage
  • About Culture Crypt

LATEST MOVIE REVIEW

Featured
PLEASE DON'T FEED THE CHILDREN (2024)
Jul 3, 2025
PLEASE DON'T FEED THE CHILDREN (2024)
Jul 3, 2025

There’s nothing overwhelmingly “wrong” with the movie.  There’s nothing overwhelmingly original about it either.

Jul 3, 2025

NEW ON BLU-RAY FOR JULY

Featured
SINNERS (2025)
Jun 4, 2025
SINNERS (2025)
Jun 4, 2025

No matter where a personal opinion lands, you still have to tip your cap to an imaginative vision that stays true to pursuing its own path.

Jun 4, 2025
UNTIL DAWN (2025)
May 30, 2025
UNTIL DAWN (2025)
May 30, 2025

“Until Dawn” manifests a mishmash of hairless wendigos, spontaneous combustion, and a witch watching television, but it’s all cliched clutter.

May 30, 2025
HELL OF A SUMMER (2023)
Apr 25, 2025
HELL OF A SUMMER (2023)
Apr 25, 2025

“Whatever, it’s fine” doesn’t sound like a ringing endorsement, yet that’s approximately where “Hell of a Summer” lands in ultimate entertainment value.

Apr 25, 2025
THE RULE OF JENNY PEN (2024)
Mar 31, 2025
THE RULE OF JENNY PEN (2024)
Mar 31, 2025

“The Rule of Jenny Pen” fires off frightful suggestions from a bevy of barrels pointed directly at anyone who has ever felt unnoticed and unheard.

Mar 31, 2025
  • Culture Crypt
    COCAINE BEAR is like an exploitation era B-movie you'd enjoy at the drive-in, but backed by Hollywood studio money… https://t.co/9DKd9qB6JG
    Apr 4, 2023, 9:48 AM

Connect with Culture Crypt

email
instagram-unauth

Copyright © 2013-2025 Ian Sedensky & Culture Crypt LLC. All Rights Reserved. - Terms of Use - Privacy Policy