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HUMANE (2024)

Inconsistent in its varying intentions to deliver allegory as well as entertainment, “Humane” nevertheless averages out to be an engaging exercise in post-apocalyptic theater.

May 24, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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GODZILLA x KONG: THE NEW EMPIRE (2024)

I’ll gladly wolf down the cavity-causing junk food “Godzilla x Kong” entertainingly sloshes out with its ludicrously conceived ladle.

May 20, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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STING (2024)

“Sting” delivers spider-centric chills like Joe Dante does horror, except with more entertainment-minded wickedness than family-friendly whimsy.

May 16, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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FOUNDERS DAY (2023)

How someone who sees this in a theater or without a notepad can keep everyone and their relationships straight, I have no idea.

May 14, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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ABIGAIL (2024)

If you want to see impossible amounts of blood explode crimson colors like the world’s worst version of a gender reveal, well, “Abigail” at least has that.

May 11, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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ARCADIAN (2024)

The hook of Nic Cage in a Walking Dead wasteland is just a lure to pin people into a stripped-down drama about two brothers reconciling their differences.

May 7, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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INFESTED (2023 - French)

“Infested” will probably be more commonly classified as a “creature feature,” though I’d say it’s more of an interesting twist on the “siege thriller” formula.

May 3, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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IMMACULATE (2024)

Those who wait it out should agree “Immaculate’s” fat-free 80 minutes hits the Goldilocks sweet spot for a satisfying serving of twisted entertainment.

May 1, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL (2023)

It is moderately compelling in the moment, but it has a hard time holding up to even cursory scrutiny as far as believable “found footage” concepts go.

April 23, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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STOPMOTION (2023)

Some slow-burn dramas favor the slow. Some favor the burn. “Stopmotion” very much belongs in the former category.

April 17, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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BAGHEAD (2023)

The movie builds an immersive world inside a small space capable of sucking in anyone glamoured by its witchy cinematic spell.

April 12, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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MONSTER MASH (2024)

Known for his Tarantino tough guys, Michael Madsen is about as appropriately cast as Dr. Frankenstein as Don Knotts would have been for Don Corleone.

April 9, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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FROGMAN (2023)

Leaning into its inherent silliness might have allowed “Frogman” to come up out of the B-movie basement it belongs in.

April 4, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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MADAME WEB (2024)

Whatever “Madame Web” was supposed to be once upon a time could only be better than the hodgepodge of hokum this dippy disaster is.

April 1, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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IMAGINARY (2024)

What if the overdone horror trope of a child’s imaginary friend turning out to be an evil entity was needlessly stretched into a 100-minute feature?

March 28, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME (2023)

Everything comes down to whether you can become enmeshed in the minor mystery and how much of an effect the moderately macabre mood has on you.

March 25, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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LISA FRANKENSTEIN (2024)

As much as I wanted to see "Lisa Frankenstein” slam it out of the park, the movie only taps a squibber through the infield on this swing.

March 20, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE WOMAN (2011)

“The Woman” chews on challenging commentary about toxic masculinity and antiquated gender roles through a story that’s bitter, tense, and brutal.

March 5, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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OFFSPRING (2009)

The thin narrative is nothing more than a setup for slaughter as “Offspring” becomes a canvas for creating a nihilistic horror show of savage brutality.

February 22, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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I.S.S. (2023)

It’s funny that the original poster proclaims “Only in Theaters” when everything about “I.S.S.” screams “straight-to-streaming” from the get-go.

February 13, 2024 by Ian Sedensky.
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