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BRAHMS: THE BOY II (2020)

While we can argue whether “The Boy” worked or not, at least we can agree its reveal made for a memorable moment, which is something you won’t find in “Brahms: The Boy II.”

March 20, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE HUNT (2020)

Cuse and Lindelof’s script turns common social media sound bites into conversational quips. Here’s the thing though: “The Hunt” says all of these words without saying much of anything at all.

March 18, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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UNDERWATER (2020)

Just think of “Life,” “The Cloverfield Paradox,” or any other moody monster adventure that blurs together in your memory after you’ve seen too many takes on “Alien’s” template.

March 16, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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SWALLOW (2019)

Can a film still be considered a character study if most of what we are studying is someone emptily staring in silence?

March 13, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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DON'T SPEAK (2020)

Only so many hours in a day and I’d willingly spend one and a half of them on disposable DTV horror I won’t even remember by this time tomorrow?

March 11, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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PET SEMATARY TWO (1992)

If it added any more gruesomely grim comedy, it would be about as tonally different from the first film as Adam West’s Batman is different from Christian Bale’s.

March 9, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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SUPERMAN: RED SON (2020)

The balance of content that takes place in conversation versus confrontation is disproportionate for an animated adventure film that ought to favor visual excitement.

March 6, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE INVISIBLE MAN (2020)

It’s almost as though horror fans want to see Universal’s classic monsters contemporized in the same vein of scary, scaled-back B-movies that made them popular in the first place.

March 4, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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SCREAM, QUEEN: MY NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (2019)

Watching Mark Patton’s troubled journey culminate in an optimistic conclusion is an inspiring experience that’s entertaining as well as emotionally encouraging.

March 2, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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BLOOD AND FLESH: THE REEL LIFE AND GHASTLY DEATH OF AL ADAMSON (2019)

“Blood and Flesh” presents Al Adamson as one of the rare good guys, which makes the story of his life all the more endearing, and the story of his death impossibly more tragic.

February 28, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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VEROTIKA (2019)

What I can’t fully figure out is whether or not Glenn Danzig knows he made a bizarrely bad movie or if he even intentionally set out to do so.

February 26, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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GUNS AKIMBO (2019)

Whatever your vice, be ready to fuel up on as much candy, caffeine, or cocaine as necessary to keep up, because “Guns Akimbo” never takes its lead foot off the gas.

February 24, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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CAMP COLD BROOK (2018)

You’d better be in the mood for a mediocre horror movie with low stakes and an even lower return on your time and money investment.

February 21, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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FANTASY ISLAND (2020)

From the viciousness of complaints spitted against it, you’d think “Fantasy Island” was responsible for assassinating Archduke Ferdinand.

February 19, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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VFW (2019)

You can visibly see in every pulled punch and dialogue flub that “VFW” could have been better if only it took time to sand down rough edges.

February 17, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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MY BLOODY VALENTINE (2009)

“My Bloody Valentine” feels like a spiritual successor to the teen-targeted mainstream slashers that were hot up through the early aughts, minus the CW/WB soundtrack.

February 14, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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BIRDS OF PREY (2020)

Too bad this setup kicked enough cans that an average response from audiences suggests we’ll probably never know how high or how hard these women could have kicked.

February 12, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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COME TO DADDY (2019)

Not what you saw coming, huh? Unpredictability keeps “Come to Daddy’s” frights and funniness fascinating. Its weirdness grows like a subtly spreading moss.

February 10, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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MY BLOODY VALENTINE (1981)

“My Bloody Valentine” is the midnight movie you get when you combine the whodunit mystery of “Friday the 13th,” the cyclical holiday horror of “Halloween,” and the Canadian cop caper of “Black Christmas.”

February 7, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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IT CHAPTER TWO (2019)

Pennywise’s receded presence hinders the fear factor, yet “It Chapter Two” really resonates when human drama eclipses monster madness anyway.

February 5, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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