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ANNA AND THE APOCALYPSE (2017)

You’d have to be a complete Grinch to be immune to the movie’s ability to melt icy hearts with its punchy spirit and cheeky splatter.

January 18, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE PREDATOR (2018)

What exactly does anyone want out of a Predator movie that this film doesn’t deliver?

January 16, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE HIVE (2015)

Bursting with black lights, strobe lights, skipped frames, and Stargate wormhole whips, “The Hive” exhibits the ADD energy of a music video on methamphetamines.

January 14, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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UNDER THE SILVER LAKE (2018)

Whenever I reflect on the unusual appeal of its mesmeric allure, the more I appreciate “Under the Silver Lake” as a unique travelogue through a weird waking dreamscape.

January 11, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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HELL FEST (2018)

I can’t think of a plausible scenario to explain how six writers became creatively involved in something so formulaically flavorless.

January 9, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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BIRD BOX (2018)

Looking at “Bird Box” solely through a lens comparing it to “A Quiet Place” kneecaps the movie’s merits as sharply produced, well-acted drama.

January 7, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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ONE CUT OF THE DEAD (2017 - Japanese)

I wish there was something more than stage-setting to the first 60 minutes so that “One Cut of the Dead” didn’t take so long to win me over.

January 4, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE NUN (2018)

You could fill an ocean with the classic Universal and Hammer monster movie atmosphere pouring from “The Nun” like a waterfall.

January 2, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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HURT (2018)

If “Hurt” has a specific style in mind, message it wishes to impart, or artistic objective it aims to achieve, I can’t tell what any of those might be.

December 31, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE HAUNTED (2018)

If you want to watch a nondescript woman unhurriedly explore an unremarkable house for the better part of an hour, “The Haunted” has you covered.

December 28, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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YOU DIE (2018 - Italian)

I can’t imagine how Apple ever allowed You Die onto iTunes, much less what kind of paranormal programming would be required to produce such an app in the first place.

December 26, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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GOOSEBUMPS 2: HAUNTED HALLOWEEN (2018)

“Goosebumps 2” mixes typical teen drama with a Spielberg-style childhood adventure to achieve its vibrant vibe of harmless horror and fright-spiked fun.

December 24, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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VENOM (2018)

For one hell of a messily mediocre movie, “Venom” can still land more than a few raw punches of enjoyable nuttiness.

December 21, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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DISCARNATE (2018)

“Discarnate” comes across as the kind of dreamily discombobulated indie horror movie you might imagine could only come from the vision of an Italian fashion photographer.

December 19, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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DRAUG (2018 - Swedish)

“Draug” retains a sharp edge of distinctness as supernatural suspense stories go, with the period setting providing ample panache.

December 17, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE FINAL WISH (2018)

“The Final Wish” becomes bothersome because genre vets are at the wheel, yet everyone drives under the speed limit on a well-traveled road.

December 14, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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LEPRECHAUN RETURNS (2018)

“Leprechaun Returns” turns a blind eye to opportunities for irreverent inventiveness to deliver something that colors within expected lines for a standard Syfy B-movie.

December 12, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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SECRET SANTA (2018)

Relentlessly manic from start to finish, “Secret Santa” rockets through dark humor and darker horror with devilish delight.

December 10, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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SLAY BELLES (2018)

Definitely spike your eggnog before dipping into its weirdo waters. If you have a taste for some gleeful trashiness too, so much the better.

December 7, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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YOU MIGHT BE THE KILLER (2018)

“You Might Be the Killer” has enough charm to be casually captivating, even when its humor has a hard time hitting.

December 5, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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