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THE BASEMENT (2017-I)

What really ends up lost in translation is the film’s entire cinematic language for sensibly spinning a scary story.

September 12, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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AGAINST THE NIGHT (AMITYVILLE PRISON) (2017)

I’ll cut straight to the chase by curbing instincts to cut loose with sarcasm and simply say, “Against the Night” is not an entertaining thriller.

September 11, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE HATRED (2017)

A sudden sprint to end credits leaves an impression that “The Hatred” would willingly settle for “meh” when a bump in effort might have yielded more.

September 8, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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TEMPLE (2017)

The final cut to black comes so abruptly, you’ll swear it can’t really be the end, even though you’ll welcome the merciful fact that it is.

September 7, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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PARANORMAL SEX TAPE (2016)

It’s like someone shot random footage of a woman walking around and writhing naked on a bed, and was dared to cut that content into a coherent story. That’s a dare lost, by the way.

September 6, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE LIMEHOUSE GOLEM (2017)

While it may not work as a whodunit, the movie satisfies as an immersive period piece punctuated by brief bits of ghastly gruesomeness.

September 5, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE MUMMY (2017)

“The Mummy” hits more of a bloop single into right field: good enough to get on base, not so much for driving in a go-ahead run.

September 4, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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BEYOND THE TREK (TELEIOS) (2017)

For good or for bad, “Beyond the Trek” is reminiscent of the syndicated sci-fi TV boom in the 1990s.

September 1, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE ATONING (2017)

Unless you find creaking floors and slowly opening doors to be spooky, you’re in for one excruciatingly uneventful movie.

August 31, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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JACKALS (2017)

“Jackals” has external appeal as a moderately frightening thriller, but not enough depth for scant scary movie satisfaction to last very long.

August 30, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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GHOST HOUSE (2017)

“Ghost House” is a standard vengeful ghost yarn whose only unique draw is the Thailand backdrop behind its setting and mythology.

August 29, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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DEATH NOTE (2017)

Maybe this isn’t the “Death Note” that diehards desire.  But maybe it’s the “Death Note” that makes the most sense for the mainstream.

August 28, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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CLOWNTERGEIST (2017)

For a film made with favors from friends and couch cushion change, “Clowntergeist” sinks more buckets than it misses.

August 25, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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CIRCUS KANE (2017)

While you won’t be imploring friends to vault it to the top of their watch lists, “Circus Kane” works well enough for empty calorie entertainment.

August 24, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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STARSHIP TROOPERS: TRAITOR OF MARS (2017)

As straightforward sci-fi, “Starship Troopers: Traitor of Mars” hits the right notes for an action-packed animated adventure, even if it is predictable.

August 23, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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ANTI MATTER (2016)

Its integrity as a smart story and inventiveness as a motion picture make its overachieving attitude all the more endearing.

August 22, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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DEMONIC (2015)

This is one time that the mighty Mr. Wan forgot to take off his glove before applying his usual Midas touch.

August 21, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE EVIL IN US (2016)

Chopping a trio of plain plotlines into one overall narrative isn’t enough of a distraction tactic to hide how predictably rote all three are.

August 18, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE DOMICILE (2017)

It’s one thing for a movie to be bad. It’s another thing to be boring. To be both is simply inexcusable, and that sums up “The Domicile.”

August 17, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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WTF (2017)

Without any charm to its “maybe/maybe not” comedy, “WTF” only ends up as unwoke as any 21st-century teen slasher can possibly be.

August 16, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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