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ARBOR DEMON (2016)

“Arbor Demon” is simply too sparse in both setup and staging to make a mark in the memory as a thriller whose teeth have bite.

February 6, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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ELOISE (2017)

I nearly overlooked “Eloise” because the title sounds like a screwball comedy with Melissa McCarthy in old age makeup playing a goofy granny.

February 3, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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DAY OF RECKONING (2016)

Los Angeles can’t keep it together when the Lakers win a championship. As if the city could be this calm when facing impending Armageddon.

February 2, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE COVENANT (2017)

A predominantly two-person exorcism/haunting story done on a dime doesn’t stand much chance of being a barnburner to begin with.

February 1, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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iBOY (2017)

Many will find “iBoy” content with convention when it could unleash the kraken of its crazy concept if only it had flair or ferocity.

January 31, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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DON'T KNOCK TWICE (2016)

Even with some dull stretches and dodgy dot-connecting, there remains a witchiness in its air that keeps “Don’t Knock Twice” creepily compelling.

January 30, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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SADAKO VS. KAYAKO (2016 - Japanese)

Creative energy puts fun into the frights, capturing the kind of ‘anything goes’ enthusiasm that makes us want to see two franchises fused in the first place.

January 27, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE GIRL WITH ALL THE GIFTS (2016)

Like a 'hungry' on a human neck, “The Girl with All the Gifts” offers something meaty and meaningful that can be chewed on as entertainment or introspection.

January 26, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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JUSTICE LEAGUE DARK (2017)

“Justice League Dark” is everything I loved about animated adventures as a kid, but with a dark edge of horror appealing to more mature tastes.

January 25, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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ARRIVAL (2016)

“Arrival” captures the wonder of first contact in its first moments with an authentic air of astonishment, awe, apprehension, and terror.

January 24, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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RATS (2016)

“Rats” treats its titular topic not as a subject to be explored academically, but a babadook to be feared and frightened of.

January 23, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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SPLIT (2016)

“Split” is precisely the type of trip into tension once synonymous with Shyamalan's name, and a more consistently entertaining thriller too.

January 20, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE REZORT (2015)

Forced to summon a non-Crichton simile, one might say “The Rezort” is something like the idea behind “Hostel” meets video game “Dead Island."

January 19, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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STAKE LAND II: THE STAKELANDER (2016)

For anyone fascinated to see the difference ten story years makes, “Stake Land II” is a suitable sequel good for 90 minutes of melodramatic horror entertainment.

January 18, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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STAKE LAND (2010)

If “Zombieland” wasn’t a comedy, or “The Road” had slightly less somber drama, their similar setups would fall right in line with “Stake Land’s.”

January 17, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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CLINICAL (2017)

It’s a Tin Man built from a cold frame containing the necessary limbs to be a basic movie, but missing internal guts giving it life beyond being average entertainment.

January 16, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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BEFORE I WAKE (2016)

“Before I Wake” leaves an impression of being the movie the director wanted, though not necessarily what accustomed viewers expect.

January 13, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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UNEARTHED AND UNTOLD: THE PATH TO PET SEMATARY (2016)

If you want to revel in as much material about making “Pet Sematary” as is currently documented in film format, you really don’t need anything that “Unearthed and Untold” doesn’t have.

January 12, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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HUNTING GROUNDS (VALLEY OF THE SASQUATCH) (2015)

Watering down the title to “Hunting Grounds” makes strange sense because it speaks to how interchangeably tame the well-meaning movie is.

January 11, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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BORNLESS ONES (2016)

As far as standard cabin-in-the-woods creepshows go, “Bornless Ones” is one of the better-acted and most efficiently executed productions out there.

January 10, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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