SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT (2025)

Studio:   Cineverse
Director: Mike P. Nelson
Writer:   Mike P. Nelson
Producer: Scott Schneid, Dennis Whitehead, Jamie R. Thompson, Erik Bernard, Jeremy Torrie, Tanya Brunel
Stars:    Rohan Campbell, Ruby Modine, David Lawrence Brown, David Tomlinson, Mark Acheson

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Summary:

Haunted by a shocking experience from childhood, a drifter driven by a voice in his head spends the holiday season on a secret killing spree while dressed as Santa Claus.


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Writer/director Mike P. Nelson’s 2025 version of “Silent Night, Deadly Night” pours its foundation from the broad beats of the 1984 original (review here), not just in the basic idea of an ax-wielding Santa, but by revisiting signature set pieces like a small-town store and memorable deaths like being impaled on deer antlers. Then Nelson reimagines the entire plot as a “Dexter”-like story where the killer Kris Kringle comes with a warped moral code. This means that the main difference between the two films is, instead of a triggered lunatic butchering anyone he encounters on his yuletide slaughter spree, 2025’s Billy Chapman has a “Dark Passenger” backseat driving his antihero to specifically target only kidnappers, murderers, and other despicable people the voice in his head wants to die.

Can an audience even tell if someone is a drifter if he doesn’t sling a beaten-up backpack over his shoulder, slink out of a cheap motel, board a bus, and wrap his fingerless gloves around a cup of coffee poured by a folksy waitress at a greasy spoon? Following an obligatory intro flashing back to how a man dressed as Santa broke his boyhood brain by shooting his parents, Billy follows this routine by doing his best David Banner impression while traveling through a Podunk town called Hackett.

Billy is in Hackett for less than one movie-minute when he spots an attractive young woman named Pamela. Not being creepy at all, Billy immediately stalks Pamela to her job next door at Ida’s Trinket Tree, a local holiday store that apparently does enough business the other 11 months of the year to not be drowning in red accounting ink. In fact, business is so good, Pamela’s father Dean is currently hiring a stocker/cashier to work alongside his daughter. Billy happens to have a resume handy and, not wanting to fuss with paperwork, Dean hires him on the spot without checking his work history. See? That’s how easy it is to set up a movie while plopping the protagonists on an unusual road toward romance.

Before Pamela can become fully enamored with Billy’s irresistibly dangerous derangement, there’s another matter to tend to. During daylight hours, Billy and Pamela bond over their shared interest in sudden fits of violent rage. Nights, on the other hand, belong exclusively to Billy and the gravel-gargling man in his mind compelling him to kill. On goes the Santa suit and out comes the psycho determinedly dishing out his own brand of justice. As bodies begin dropping, Billy continues coming closer to the #1 name on Santa’s Naughty list: an elusive child abductor known as “The Snatcher,” whose alternate moniker might have been “The Grabber” if “The Black Phone” (review here) hadn’t claimed it first.

In spite of or because of a silly supernatural twist giving it the energy of a retro slasher sequel that throws things back to when body hopping and inheriting a maniac’s mantle were all the rage, “Silent Night, Deadly Night” 2025 shakes out as a fair effort with a couple of quirky kills and a quirkier courtship at its core. Keeping the movie from making more of a mark is a weird reticence to go even farther with its few flourishes.

For instance, whenever Billy sets his sights on a new victim, the frame freezes on text that says “KILL (PERSON’S NAME).” Once, the name gets scratched out for another as a brief gag. But this gimmick is only used three times overall, so these intermittent appearances stand out like abruptly sore thumbs instead of as organic elements of an intentionally schlocky style.

The odor of post-production tinkering overpowers aromas of distinctiveness in other places too. Pamela’s ex Max, a rudimentary sketch of the abusive boyfriend stereotype, pops up in choppy spots like sneaking a peak at Billy’s job application, something that doesn’t give him any more reason than he already has to hate his romantic replacement. Especially with Max’s cursory characterization, there’s a strong sense that scripted yet unseen scenes didn’t make this occasionally clunky cut simply so what remains could squeeze into a 90-minute package.

Yet what remains is ample enough material to get the job done as a seasonal slasher with alternating slices of seriousness, goofiness, and gruesomeness for a straightforward fix of holiday horror. “Silent Night, Deadly Night” 2025 doesn’t possess the perennial pizzazz to supplant the Christmas classic it’s based on, but it’s fine for a one-and-done watch. Fresh eyes may even see brighter sparks since they won’t have an imprint of the original distracting them with callbacks or comparisons to a movie that looks even wickeder in light of this remake taking a relatively tamer, predictable pathway to more mainstream mayhem.

Review Score: 60