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ABRAHAM'S BOYS (2025)

The subtitle “A Dracula Story” only makes sense if you have a liberal interpretation of what “Dracula” means in this context.

August 7, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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DANGEROUS ANIMALS (2025)

A fast-food meal of moderately entertaining suspense that’s easy to eat, if relatively plain-tasting, in a quick 95-minute wrapper.

August 5, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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HELL HOUSE LLC ORIGINS: THE CARMICHAEL MANOR (2023)

Under Margot's directive, the trio sets out for a familiar "found footage" adventure that's heavy on the familiar but light on the adventure.

August 1, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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HELL HOLE (2024)

Taking it as another step in expanding their filmography, the movie becomes more fascinating as insight into the Adams Family's creative advancement.

July 29, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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WHERE THE DEVIL ROAMS (2023)

"Where the Devil Roams" must be a disorienting experience for anyone whose first exposure to the Adams Family comes from Tubi.

July 22, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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M3GAN 2.0 (2025)

“M3GAN 2.0” should be much more fun than it is. On paper, the details powering its premise probably sounded like a real riot.

July 16, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE CROW (2024)

There's nothing intriguing about watching Eric track down and slaughter stuntmen instead of exacting a deserving vendetta against distinct villains.

July 9, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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PLEASE DON'T FEED THE CHILDREN (2024)

There’s nothing overwhelmingly “wrong” with the movie. There’s nothing overwhelmingly original about it either.

July 3, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE RITUAL (2025)

Stop yourself before you’re tempted to watch “The Ritual,” an interminably stiff and entirely derivative bore.

July 1, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES (2025)

Like how audiences snicker at the ludicrous logic of an atomic monster movie, “Final Destination: Bloodlines” is wild in the best way possible.

June 27, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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SPEAK NO EVIL (2024)

The 2022 film offers a fuller, more fear-filled and eerily lingering experience than this made-for-the-masses 2024 incarnation ever does.

June 24, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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FRANKIE FREAKO (2024)

A charming chunk of cheddar that taps into the warm, fuzzy, and fugly feelings that make many of us nostalgic for the crude creature features of our youth.

June 18, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD (2025)

Little snickers are few and far between, so there’s never an overwhelming sense that the movie is aware of how cliched everything is.

June 12, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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PREDATOR: KILLER OF KILLERS (2025)

Amid all the swordplay, tracer fire, and bloodshed, it’s easy to lose sight of how much authentic motivation drives the stakes beyond simple survival.

June 9, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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SINNERS (2025)

No matter where a personal opinion lands, you still have to tip your cap to an imaginative vision that stays true to pursuing its own path.

June 4, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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UNTIL DAWN (2025)

“Until Dawn” manifests a mishmash of hairless wendigos, spontaneous combustion, and a witch watching television, but it’s all cliched clutter.

May 30, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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FEAR STREET: PROM QUEEN (2025)

It seems silly for older eyes to dock points for “Fear Street: Prom Queen” being the flighty fright flick its DNA genetically engineers it to be.

May 27, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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ROSARIO (2025)

For veteran viewers, if not for the film’s makers, “Rosario” doesn’t include many memorable moments worthy of earning much enthusiasm.

May 23, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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IN THE LOST LANDS (2025)

Putting everyone’s pedigrees together, it’s amusing, strange, or sad (choose your own term) to see these names slumming it in a B-movie filmed in front of a green screen in Poland.

May 20, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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ABRUPTIO (2023)

It’s darkly disturbing while being entertaining in a wild way that almost makes you feel conflicted for being amused.

May 16, 2025 by Ian Sedensky.
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