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SON (2021)

“Son” only fills to the minimum line with the lukewarm water of thin characters who exist purely to push paltry plot points along a slow and familiar path.

March 5, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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LUCKY (2020)

When a film doesn’t connect with you, it can be useful to ask, “Is it the movie or is it me?” In the case of “Lucky,” it might be me.

March 3, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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SAFER AT HOME (2021)

“Safer at Home” can only have time capsule value as contemporary “Reefer Madness” camp about how doing ecstasy can lead to a ludicrously horrible outcome.

March 1, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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SATOR (2019)

“Sator’s” smoke comes from the tinder of its atmospheric allure, not from the thin sticks of its highly fragile fantasy.

February 26, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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PARANORMAL PRISON (2021)

I watched “Paranormal Prison” because I was morbidly curious about haunted building “found footage” fluttering briefly back to life, and look what little that got me.

February 24, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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WRONG TURN (2021)

“Wrong Turn” isn’t a “retain the rights” rush job. It’s a well-crafted thriller with a fair number of things falling into its favor.

February 22, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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SHOOK (2021)

Regardless of whether this one tickles your particular dark fantasy fancy, Jennifer Harrington certainly knows how to cut together a crisp flick.

February 19, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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WILLY'S WONDERLAND (2021)

Who knew the tantalizing prospect of Nic Cage carving his way through homicidal pizza mascots would prove to be so disappointingly dull?

February 17, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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FEAR OF RAIN (2021)

On any other day, I’d review “Fear of Rain” unfavorably for being a “morning watch” movie you’d fully forget about by the afternoon. Not today though.

February 15, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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SACRIFICE (2020)

Whoever selects Barbara Crampton’s projects needs to turn down things like “Sacrifice,” a waterlogged thriller that’s as pedestrian as its recycled title.

February 11, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE RECKONING (2020)

Marshall and Kirk made a two-hour snoozer whose primary value is as a surefire solution for shooting your attention span to ribbons.

February 9, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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SAINT MAUD (2019)

I imagine there was a river of drool in the theater row where A24 buyers sat during the film’s festival debut. “Holy sh*t! Did Rose Glass make this movie specifically for us?”

February 4, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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A NIGHTMARE WAKES (2020)

In keeping with ‘90s cinema references, “A Nightmare Wakes” is essentially a horror-tinged arthouse biopic by way of Merchant-Ivory on a budget.

February 2, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE FUNERAL HOME (2020 - Spanish)

Appreciators of smoldering suspense, indie aesthetics, and foreign flair will be pleasantly surprised at how much polish “The Funeral Home” puts on a traditional haunted house yarn.

January 28, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE NIGHT (2020 - Farsi)

Knocks at the door when no one is there can only take a horror movie so far, and that distance has difficulty covering “The Night’s” runtime.

January 26, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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PSYCHO GOREMAN (2020)

“Psycho Goreman” is kind of a kooky kid flick for adults who fondly remember ‘The Neverending Story’ and want to see dark fantasy like that with the gnarliness ratcheted up to 11.

January 21, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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DON'T TELL A SOUL (2020)

I preferred “Don’t Tell a Soul” when it was being a drama over when it was being a thriller. And I think its solution for a solution is more of a copout than a clever twist.

January 19, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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SMOKE AND MIRRORS: THE STORY OF TOM SAVINI (2019)

Tom Savini’s fire appears impossible to distinguish, and “Smoke and Mirrors” makes sure everyone can see how brightly that blaze burns.

January 15, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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HORIZON LINE (2020)

It’s fluff you can watch on fast-forward and the only side effect is how much faster the film will evaporate from your memory.

January 13, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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ANNIHILATION (2018)

Sometimes, one person’s impressively contemplative sci-fi is simply another person’s superficially padded speculative fiction.

January 11, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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