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ARCHIVE (2020)

“Archive” neglects to plug in a script worthy of the wonderful world it builds, leaving the movie feeling as coldly sterile as a metal mass of silicon and circuitry.

July 15, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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GHOSTS OF WAR (2020)

A satisfyingly eerie climb to a wickedly creative conclusion combats frequent attacks from convention.

July 13, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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AMITYVILLE ISLAND (2020)

“Amityville Island” looks like it was made for less than I spend on lunch at Taco Bell, and I say that without any hyperbole.

July 10, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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DEAD VOICES (2020)

Horror is so far past everything “Dead Voices” has to offer, the movie may as well tie a tag around its own toe.

July 8, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE BEACH HOUSE (2019)

“Masterpiece!” “Miserable!” Meet the Independent Party candidate for this year’s most divisive horror movie.

July 6, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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BROWSE (2020)

Get used to not being entirely sure what this movie is up to. I’m not sure “Browse” always knows either.

July 3, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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BLACK WATER (2007)

“Black Water” requires investing in vicarious living or else you’re not going to sweat the same small stuff with everyone onscreen.

July 1, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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RELIC (2020)

With its somber setting and serious performances, nothing else in cinema tackles the terror of dementia with as much tact and creepy creativity.

June 29, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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YUMMY (2019)

Since I can’t totally tell what my personal opinion is, it seems three out of five stars is the fairest sticker to slap on the review score.

June 26, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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TWO HEADS CREEK (2019)

“Two Heads Creek” gets its personality from a cast of likable and unlikable weirdos describable with words like eccentric, quirky, and kooky.

June 24, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE CLEARING (2020)

Zombie fans have about as much use for a story this shallow as they do for a bottle opener when the cooler only contains cans.

June 22, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT (2020)

“You Should Have Left” builds a movie the same way Ikea builds furniture: assembling as few simple pieces as possible according to a one-page black-and-white diagram.

June 19, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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DRIVEN (2019)

Not surrendering to the persistence of its choppy charm seems to say more about one’s own stubbornness than the movie’s trouble at getting a grump to chuckle.

June 17, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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SCARE PACKAGE (2019)

The film burns a hot brand with witty writing and gonzo gore whose fun-filled attitudes easily overshadow pesky technical shortcomings.

June 15, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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WARNING: DO NOT PLAY (2019 - Korean)

“Warning: Do Not Play” is such a straightforwardly streamlined little haunter, it doesn’t leave a lot to really dig into with detailed discussion.

June 12, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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OUTBACK (2019)

Bundled with the redundant beats of Wade and Lisa’s meager “adventure,” the film tires out its audience like we’re the ones suffering in the sun.

June 10, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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DARKNESS FALLS (2020)

The film plays like a “Law and Order: Criminal Intent” two-parter or similarly pedestrian police procedural that’s been tamed down to fit small screen standards.

June 8, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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DREAMLAND (2019)

Rather than resulting in David Lynchian disorientation, “Dreamland’s” jargon juggles a bunch of jumbled pieces that make a mess more than they ever mesh.

June 5, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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BECKY (2020)

“Becky” becomes a twisted take on “Home Alone,” if Kevin’s kooky traps resulted in brutal bloodbaths and torn body parts.

June 3, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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FOR WE ARE MANY (2019)

People like labeling anthologies as “mixed bags,” but the treats in this one are all coated with the same plain milk chocolate.

June 1, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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