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THE SONATA (2018)

Although “The Sonata” doesn’t charge authoritatively like an earth-shaking juggernaut, it nevertheless gets the job done as a competently casual creeper.

January 8, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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FEEDBACK (2019)

If you’re an Eddie Marsan fan at all, you’ll be thoroughly riveted by the performance he puts up here. If you’re not already a Marsan fan, “Feedback” might make you one.

January 6, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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IN THE TALL GRASS (2019)

“In the Tall Grass” isn’t in the top third of Stephen King stories, so it tracks that the film wouldn’t land in the highest tiers of King adaptations either.

January 3, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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DO NOT REPLY (2020)

You might consider “Do Not Reply” to be the comparatively tamer made-for-cable alternative to the “online predator” and “homemade dungeon imprisonment” premises.

January 1, 2020 by Ian Sedensky.
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RIOT GIRLS (2019)

Clearly the offspring of a compromised vision, “Riot Girls” smacks of imagination sold scandalously short.

December 30, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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ELI (2019)

“Eli” really does epitomize both the mediocrity and the malaise associated with Netflix’s assembly line of middle ground “meh” movies.

December 27, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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CRAWL (2019)

“Crawl” giddily uses our heroes as pincushions to poke, prod, and pull apart like a freckle-faced kid dementedly playing Marquis de Sade with a lightning bug.

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LITTLE MONSTERS (2019)

Funniness flies in your face fast and furiously from the first frame of “Little Monsters” all the way through its end credits song.

December 23, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE LIGHTHOUSE (2019)

“Boredom makes men to villains,” says Willem Dafoe’s irritable lantern keeper. It also makes men wish they had chosen to watch anything other than “The Lighthouse.”

December 20, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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BLACK CHRISTMAS (2019)

Riley’s oddly prophetic line, “we’re not inspiring people, we’re pissing people off” became unfortunately true for “Black Christmas” too.

December 18, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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HARPOON (2019)

A short and sweet take suffices for a short, sometimes savage, but start-to-finish entertaining endeavor such as “Harpoon.”

December 16, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE FURIES (2019)

“The Furies” can’t even be described as a ‘steak and potatoes’ slasher. It’s all meat and no vegetables.

December 13, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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DOCTOR SLEEP (2019)

You’d be hard pressed to designate “Doctor Sleep” as anything other than a directorial success as far as an achievement to ambition ratio goes.

December 11, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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WOUNDS (2019)

No matter how much I mull over “Wounds,” I’m no closer to concluding whether Armie Hammer’s performance is brilliantly bland by design or just boringly blah.

December 9, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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MIDSOMMAR (2019)

Aster delights in deliberately trolling “it’s not horror!” TruFans who exhaustingly reduce his “adore it or abhor it” aesthetics into supposed evidence of overhyped boredom.

December 6, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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IN FABRIC (2018)

The movie mushes around unconscious content like Play-Doh while only making vague shapes of tangible storytelling.

December 4, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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READY OR NOT (2019)

Whether it’s uncreative kills, cursory characterizations, or totally telegraphed beats, “Ready or Not’s” real issue is that it doesn’t put any inventive spins on standards setups.

December 2, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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WE SUMMON THE DARKNESS (2019)

This was doomed to be detonated as a total bomb from the get-go, and I’m flabbergasted anyone could have believed otherwise.

November 29, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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RESIN (2019 - Danish)

“Resin” demands to speak in its own voice. What it says might be music for some, but will sound like harsh screeches for others.

November 27, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE ADDAMS FAMILY (2019)

Everywhere you turn, a lack of snap in the tempo threatens to render audiences unconscious with carbon monoxide contagion.

November 25, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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