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SCOOBY-DOO AND THE CURSE OF THE 13th GHOST (2019)

It’s not the epic conclusion we expected, arguably deserved, for “The 13 Ghosts of Scooby-Doo” saga. But it’s a fine enough follow-up for a quick hit of cartoon charm.

February 18, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE HOLE IN THE GROUND (2019)

Horror has so many of these maddening psychological mysteries and creepy kid thrillers that a doomsday bunker could be stocked for centuries without risking a repeat.

February 15, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE AXIOM (2018)

“The Axiom” has a solidly developed story that helps it become one of the better-executed indies to swim in largely disappointing DTV streams.

February 13, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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HAPPY DEATH DAY 2U (2019)

Whereas “Happy Death Day” was a snarky slasher whodunit, “Happy Death Day 2U” is a fully comedic sci-fi caper movie.

February 11, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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VALENTINE (2001)

How does a previously mediocre-at-best thriller hold up under the forgiving light of nostalgia 18 years later? Surprisingly not too poorly.

February 8, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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ST. AGATHA (2018)

“St. Agatha” turns in a strong showing of gross-outs, gruesomeness, and other assorted scenes of savagery.

February 6, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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VELVET BUZZSAW (2019)

It took me over half of the runtime before I finally accepted that the movie might be telling a joke rather than being the butt of one.

February 4, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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HORROR NOIRE: A HISTORY OF BLACK HORROR (2019)

Finally, a film to expand and inspire my knowledge, exposure, and appreciation of an often overlooked slice of cinema.

February 1, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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HAUNTED HOSPITAL: HEILSTATTEN (2018 - German)

Filmmakers who really ought to know better are still plopping out redundant first-person flicks like cinema sadists taking their whips to Secretariat’s corpse.

January 30, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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ANIMAS (2018 - Spanish)

Slow and steady may win the race, but it doesn’t make for an energetically engaging movie.

January 28, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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CHAR MAN (2019)

Why did I watch “Char Man?” I want to work out what would possess me to make such a terrible choice for an evening’s entertainment.

January 25, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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PIERCING (2018)

The film refrains from hitting a high heat, bubbling on an acceptable simmer that can singe fingertips without peaking into a full fire.

January 23, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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DRY BLOOD (2017)

“Dry Blood” includes an almost equal number of plusses to its minuses, basically becoming a decidedly average microbudget horror movie.

January 21, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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ANNA AND THE APOCALYPSE (2017)

You’d have to be a complete Grinch to be immune to the movie’s ability to melt icy hearts with its punchy spirit and cheeky splatter.

January 18, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE PREDATOR (2018)

What exactly does anyone want out of a Predator movie that this film doesn’t deliver?

January 16, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE HIVE (2015)

Bursting with black lights, strobe lights, skipped frames, and Stargate wormhole whips, “The Hive” exhibits the ADD energy of a music video on methamphetamines.

January 14, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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UNDER THE SILVER LAKE (2018)

Whenever I reflect on the unusual appeal of its mesmeric allure, the more I appreciate “Under the Silver Lake” as a unique travelogue through a weird waking dreamscape.

January 11, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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HELL FEST (2018)

I can’t think of a plausible scenario to explain how six writers became creatively involved in something so formulaically flavorless.

January 9, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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BIRD BOX (2018)

Looking at “Bird Box” solely through a lens comparing it to “A Quiet Place” kneecaps the movie’s merits as sharply produced, well-acted drama.

January 7, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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ONE CUT OF THE DEAD (2017 - Japanese)

I wish there was something more than stage-setting to the first 60 minutes so that “One Cut of the Dead” didn’t take so long to win me over.

January 4, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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