Whatever side of the blade one uses to slice it, “Victor Crowley” meets the standard for old-school slasher mayhem with a self-aware streak of black humor.
DESOLATION (2017-II)
Attracting attention for its mildly bizarre initial atmosphere, rational moves take the movie off track as a darkly nightmarish drama.
BAD APPLES (2018)
“Bad Apples” badly wants to be in John Carpenter’s orbit, but it isn’t even competent enough to be considered Ed Wood adjacent.
BEFORE WE VANISH (2017 - Japanese)
Those looking past its love handles can find an intriguingly offbeat experience they most likely were not expecting.
MOM AND DAD (2017)
One might not think a movie molded for midnight madness would have so much to say about complicated parent-child relationships.
BATMAN: GOTHAM BY GASLIGHT (2018)
It feels like Batman. It feels in step with “The Animated Series.” And yet, “Gotham by Gaslight” is literally in a world all its own.
JIGSAW (2017)
“Jigsaw” makes for a surprisingly solid stab at rejuvenating a long-toothed property whose corpse was as cold as John Kramer’s.
THE MIDNIGHT MAN (2016)
Can we add ‘conjuring creepypasta boogeypeople’ to the list of tired terror tropes to be put on ice for a while?
THE OPEN HOUSE (2018)
“The Open House” has nearly nothing of note, leaving just a throwaway thriller not at all worthy of bearing the Netflix name.
GODZILLA: PLANET OF THE MONSTERS (2017 - Japanese)
“Planet of the Monsters” impresses as a mature science-fiction epic with large-scale scope, although it undeniably underwhelms as a Godzilla-specific story.
THE DEVIL'S WELL (2017)
I can commend the filmmakers for putting in honest effort to deliver the best formulaic “found footage” horror movie they could, even if the end result is dully redundant.
VILLMARK ASYLUM (2015 - Norwegian)
A number of “at least…” qualifiers keep “Villmark Asylum” from being hit by the same stale stick beating its dead horse of a story.
INSIDE (2016)
Someone with no qualms about subtitles or unflinching gore has no reason to drive down this dull detour when a bolder route splits at the same fork.
DAY OF THE DEAD: BLOODLINE (2018)
“Day of the Dead: Bloodline” mounts a persuasive ‘For Your Consideration’ campaign in the category of “Worst Movie to Bear the ‘Day of the Dead’ Name.”
THE STRANGE ONES (2017)
Maybe when I see echoing emptiness behind the drearily dreamy drama of “The Strange Ones,” I’m rightfully seeing straight into hollowness where others swear they see substance.
DEVIL'S GATE (2017)
I have to believe that “Devil’s Gate” had grander ambitions (than) to deliver a ho-hum episode of “The X-Files” in DTV feature form.
BRAWL IN CELL BLOCK 99 (2017)
“Brawl in Cell Block 99” intentionally, and exuberantly, takes Tobias Beecher’s worst waking nightmares and exaggerates, exacerbates, and exalts them tenfold.
BLADE RUNNER 2049 (2017)
Strap in for a feature-length episode of “Law and Order: Blade Runner Unit” whose nine-figure budget depicts the future as depressingly dull.
BRIGHT (2017)
Instead of a rich blend of high fantasy and urban action, “Bright” uses its cursory backdrop to build a spectacularly stale setup from chained-together clichés.
THE DARK TOWER (2017)
By consciously choosing the most predictable path at every creative juncture, “The Dark Tower” distills a mammoth amount of mythology into a colorlessly mediocre movie.
Without any interesting arcs, side plots, or even a main plot to go along with the gore, “Ice Cream Man” devolves into a lot of meaningless mayhem.