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THE NIGHT STALKER (2016)

The correct reason to watch “The Night Stalker” is to see LDP grab the reins of his role and gallop off to the races.

June 17, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE LAST HEIST (2016)

“The Last Heist” is unimpressive as a Henry Rollins star vehicle. It is also uninteresting as a heist thriller and unexciting as serial killer horror.

June 16, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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RABID DOGS (2015 - French)

Much of its tension doesn’t coalesce into the sweaty, suspenseful, ticking timebomb atmosphere it needs to nail to be a nuanced nailbiter.

June 14, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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ABATTOIR (2016)

The clever premise is imaginatively original, a streak of Lovecraftian noir adds stunning style, and atmosphere is charged with creative chills.

June 13, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE CONJURING 2 (2016)

If “The Conjuring 2” doesn’t put color in your shorts, it might be impossible for any horror movie to get inside your fear center.

June 10, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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MERCY (2016)

“Mercy” holds a steady flame that sometimes doesn’t burn at all, yet its fire flickers with untouchably hot intensity and that understated drama is transfixing.

June 9, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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DON'T HANG UP (2016)

“Don’t Hang Up” steps up to the plate in a plain pinstripe uniform, sizes up a straightforward swing, and then smashes a screaming shot of suspense right over the wall.

June 8, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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OFFICER DOWNE (2016)

Like the graphic novel it is based on, “Officer Downe” is an eye-bulging orgy of blood, boobs, and balls-to-the-walls mayhem.

June 7, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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BEYOND THE GATES (2016)

Fans of Lucio Fulci, direct-to-video midnight movies, or terror touchstones striking fond fright film memories, “Beyond the Gates” is made with precisely you in mind.

June 6, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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THERAPY FOR A VAMPIRE (2014 - German)

With more subtlety than slapstick, clever characters ably acted by a carefully tuned cast pepper personality into even the drabbest of moments.

June 3, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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MARK OF THE WITCH (2014)

“Mark of the Witch” employs such an excessive use of slow motion that it would probably fill barely half an hour at regular speed.

June 2, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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ANDRON (2015)

Alec Baldwin is the main attraction in “Andron,” if only to wonder how a star of his stature ended up in a choppily-edited production of such low-budget caliber.

June 1, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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FENDER BENDER (2016)

“Fender Bender” provides reason to lose sleep the next time you hand over personal info to the driver who just clipped your side-view mirror.

May 26, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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HALLOWEEN: THE CURSE OF MICHAEL MYERS (Producer's Cut - 1995)

The “Halloween 6: Producer’s Cut” is still an imperfect movie, though moderately less so than its much-maligned “Theatrical Cut” counterpart.

May 23, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE CURSE OF SLEEPING BEAUTY (2016)

Although aesthetically appealing as a film, “The Curse of Sleeping Beauty” undercuts itself as a feature by trying to pull double duty as a TV pilot.

May 19, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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HALLOWEEN: THE CURSE OF MICHAEL MYERS (Theatrical Cut - 1995)

Its slight charms bolstered by the benefit of fresh eyes in retrospect, the theatrical cut of “Halloween 6” is more than the meager movie many remember.

May 18, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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HALLOWEEN 5: THE REVENGE OF MICHAEL MYERS (1989)

“Halloween 5” visually mimics many of the memorable setups from John Carpenter’s original, but it is missing the same soul of stylistic suspense.

May 17, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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PHANTASM IV: OBLIVION (1998)

To appreciate “Phantasm IV: Oblivion,” you first have to forgive all of the corners cut in putting the film together.

May 16, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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MOST LIKELY TO DIE (2015)

Having zero personality as either a clever chiller or self-aware parody, “Most Likely to Die” is simply an uninventive movie 20-30 years behind its time.

May 13, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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PHANTASM III: LORD OF THE DEAD (1994)

Revisiting these misfit characters and their weird world carries a magnetic appeal that can be difficult to articulate to anyone outside its influence, no matter if the movie is mediocre.

May 11, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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