Studio: Warner Bros.
Director: Stefon Bristol
Writer: Doug Simon
Producer: Basil Iwanyk, Erica Lee, Christian Mercuri, David Haring
Stars: Jennifer Hudson, Milla Jovovich, Quvenzhane Wallis, Raul Castillo, Common, Sam Worthington
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Summary:
With lowered oxygen levels making the outside world uninhabitable, a bunkered mother and daughter must decide to defend against or ally with two strangers who claim to know their missing family member.
Review:
T.S. Eliot wrote the famous line, "This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a whimper," in 1925. Had he written those words 100 years later, he might have been talking about "Breathe," a tatty thriller that illustrates what such a whimper might look like, if the apocalypse had a budget that couldn't afford more than three items on a fast-food value menu.
In 2035, an environmental collapse rendered the outside world uninhabitable due to depleted oxygen levels. Luckily for Darius Houston, he was a doomsday prepper in addition to being a brilliant engineer. After designing an experimental O2 generator, Darius built a bunker in Brooklyn where he retreated with his father, his wife Maya, and their daughter Zora while the majority of the world's population presumably died.
Four years later, Darius disappears following his dad's accidental death. Five months after that, Maya and Zora receive an unexpected visit from two strangers, the first humans they've encountered since society crumbled.
Tess and Lucas claim to be siblings from a fallout shelter in Philadelphia. Tess supposedly worked with Darius at Temple University, except Maya doesn't recognize Tess as one of her husband's former colleagues. The Philly bunker has an oxygen generator too, but it's on its last legs. If Tess can't get inside Maya and Zora's bunker to examine Darius's device, she won't be able to fix her similar unit, and 25 other survivors, including nine children, will die along with her and Lucas.
16-year-old Zora's immediate instinct is to be the Samaritan her father raised her to be. Maya isn't so sure Tess and Lucas can be trusted. After all, why did they bring weapons, and why do some parts of their story sound suspicious? What happens next is a series of confrontational conversations, physical fights, and back-and-forth battling as the two sides struggle to survive their somewhat suspenseful standoff.
"Breathe's" dystopian setting isn't so bad. What is bad is how the film goes about depicting it, which is by doing little more than overexposing exterior footage while baking everything in an ugly orange hue. The CGI equivalent of static matte paintings poorly depicts a couple of skylines reduced to rubble. But much of the movie takes place in what looks like an average alleyway, with random rocks, broken debris, and stripped-for-parts vehicles strewn about for some reason. When did people dying of asphyxiation have time to turn the world into a junkyard?
The film's low-energy first act follows Maya and Zora as the duo does dull activities like fixing their hair, listening to music, and spanking a spoon on a bowl because the actors seemingly can't find any better actions to occupy their idle hands. When they do venture outside, Maya and Zora wear ordinary sweatshirts and $5 utility gloves with their oxygen masks. I'm not saying they shouldn't dress for comfort within their dying world. But maybe a movie could better sell viewers on a post-apocalyptic fantasy if its characters looked cooler than two nobodies collecting aluminum cans from a dumpster.
Although the backdrop is distractingly blah, "Breathe" manages to build a moderate amount of initial tension through Milla Jovovich's performance as Tess. Jovovich's onscreen personality plays perfectly as a sketchy survivor who could be an earnest hero, conniving villain, or someone in between. Her breathless desperation is as convincing as her commitment to being cutthroat when pleading negotiations turn into gritty gunplay. It's hard to get a real read on Tess's true intentions, making Jovovich the sole standout among a cast of mid-level names who appear to be on autopilot. Yet even she isn't nearly enough to make "Breathe's" 90-minute endurance test worthwhile, especially when she's unfortunately paired with Sam Worthington, an actor AI might generate if the user input "generic leading man."
Having Jovovich, Worthington, Jennifer Hudson, and Common on the roster is undoubtedly how producers funded this movie, which seems more interested in being a little New York love letter, with lame gags like a banner declaring the Knicks the 2035 NBA champs, than a big drama capable of competing with similar wasteland scenarios. If one or two of the four main stars had been sacrificed for lesser-known actors, maybe what was saved in salary could have gone toward polishing the production to look better than every other gigabyte of negligible data collecting digital dust on a streaming server somewhere.
Review Score: 40
At least the movie only runs 70 minutes, though I suppose that extra 10 technically disqualifies it from being a literal amateur hour.