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JAKOB'S WIFE (2021)

The mix of thematic maturity with B-movie mirth creates a quirky cocktail that’s enjoyably smooth to tuned tongues, although others will find the same flavors too flat.

March 30, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE TOLL (2020)

95% ordinary dialogue spiked with 5% of weirdness sets up a dynamite dynamic that separates “The Toll’s” suspense from typical “trapped in a forest” thrillers.

March 26, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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DOORS (2021)

“Doors” looks like an underground film festival entry that’s too raw to even earn pity laurels as an honorable mention.

March 24, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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WITCH HUNT (2021)

It’s odd that for all the movies I’ve unpacked over the years, I can’t quite pin down what remedy would coax “Witch Hunt” out of the sleepy bed it lies in.

March 22, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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BROADCAST SIGNAL INTRUSION (2021)

By coloring its nostalgia with creepiness, the movie captures the entrancing eeriness of an actual broadcast signal intrusion in feature film form.

March 18, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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SLAXX (2020)

If expectations aren’t braced for puffball parody, they could get trampled in a stampede of superficial send-ups lightly lampooning stuck-up store clerks.

March 16, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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STAY OUT OF THE ATTIC (2020)

Michael Flynn helps viewers see “Stay Out of the Attic” for what it is: a mildly wild little midnighter that would have had a long home in Blockbuster’s horror aisle circa 1993.

March 11, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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COSMIC SIN (2021)

When you see Bruce Willis in straight-to-streaming schlock, you know your money would be better spent by donating to a presidential campaign for Foghorn Leghorn.

March 9, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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SON (2021)

“Son” only fills to the minimum line with the lukewarm water of thin characters who exist purely to push paltry plot points along a slow and familiar path.

March 5, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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LUCKY (2020)

When a film doesn’t connect with you, it can be useful to ask, “Is it the movie or is it me?” In the case of “Lucky,” it might be me.

March 3, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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SAFER AT HOME (2021)

“Safer at Home” can only have time capsule value as contemporary “Reefer Madness” camp about how doing ecstasy can lead to a ludicrously horrible outcome.

March 1, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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SATOR (2019)

“Sator’s” smoke comes from the tinder of its atmospheric allure, not from the thin sticks of its highly fragile fantasy.

February 26, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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PARANORMAL PRISON (2021)

I watched “Paranormal Prison” because I was morbidly curious about haunted building “found footage” fluttering briefly back to life, and look what little that got me.

February 24, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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WRONG TURN (2021)

“Wrong Turn” isn’t a “retain the rights” rush job. It’s a well-crafted thriller with a fair number of things falling into its favor.

February 22, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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SHOOK (2021)

Regardless of whether this one tickles your particular dark fantasy fancy, Jennifer Harrington certainly knows how to cut together a crisp flick.

February 19, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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WILLY'S WONDERLAND (2021)

Who knew the tantalizing prospect of Nic Cage carving his way through homicidal pizza mascots would prove to be so disappointingly dull?

February 17, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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FEAR OF RAIN (2021)

On any other day, I’d review “Fear of Rain” unfavorably for being a “morning watch” movie you’d fully forget about by the afternoon. Not today though.

February 15, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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SACRIFICE (2020)

Whoever selects Barbara Crampton’s projects needs to turn down things like “Sacrifice,” a waterlogged thriller that’s as pedestrian as its recycled title.

February 11, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE RECKONING (2020)

Marshall and Kirk made a two-hour snoozer whose primary value is as a surefire solution for shooting your attention span to ribbons.

February 9, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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SAINT MAUD (2019)

I imagine there was a river of drool in the theater row where A24 buyers sat during the film’s festival debut. “Holy sh*t! Did Rose Glass make this movie specifically for us?”

February 4, 2021 by Ian Sedensky.
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