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THE NIGHTMARE GALLERY (2018)

“The Nightmare Gallery” is another throwaway thriller whose limited lease on audience interest will expire long before this review becomes a ghost town no one visits either.

June 19, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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DEEP MURDER (2018)

“Deep Murder” plays with every porn trope you can think of, and that’s precisely why it’s weak. It’s comedy you can come up with yourself.

June 17, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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GHOST LIGHT (2018)

The low-key legs on “Ghost Light” hit a nimble stride for wispy humor with a small spike of cheeky horror.

June 14, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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A HAUNTING AT SILVER FALLS: THE RETURN (2019)

No wonder no one wants to return to the titular location, in the movie or in reality. Follow their lead and travel somewhere more intriguing instead.

June 12, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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I AM MOTHER (2019)

Carson quipped, “this is the 51st annual Academy Awards: Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.” That sums up “I Am Mother.”

June 10, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE DEAD DON'T DIE (2019)

“The Dead Don’t Die” isn’t just late to the pastiche party. It arrives without a gift, sullenly stands stiff in a corner, and leaves without flushing the toilet.

June 7, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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MA (2019)

It’s delightful schlock that’s practically perfect as subversive, subdued sensationalism for anyone with a sick or a slick sense of humor.

June 5, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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ISABELLE (2018)

In its current condition of subdued satanic creepiness, “Isabelle” merely meets moderately above average expectations for a routine possessed pregnancy thriller.

June 3, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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ASSIMILATE (2019)

Was “Assimilate” a target of unfair review bombing or am I merely in a minority of people who can’t see what the supposed problem is?

May 31, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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BLACK SITE (2018)

The peak for paying homage to 80s horror, specifically John Carpenter, shrinks in cinema’s rearview mirror daily.

May 29, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE PERFECTION (2018)

It’s a little silly, a lot sleazy, but above all, it’s devilishly entertaining due to its odd audacity, sensational shocks, and satisfying insidiousness.

May 27, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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BRIGHTBURN (2019)

“Brightburn” stays sadistically entertaining for its explosive horror show, but by and large feels substantially hollow.

May 24, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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POLAROID (2019)

“Polaroid” is the kind of milquetoast movie that would fare better if it were held against the lower standards of Syfy filler.

May 22, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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BOOK OF MONSTERS (2018)

An eyebrow has to be raised over the ages of the lead actors. Even Aaron Spelling would roll over in his grave if he saw this overly optimistic “teen” casting.

May 20, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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BATMAN vs TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES (2019)

“Batman vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” detonates an awesome atom bomb of nonstop nostalgia bringing ear-to-ear smiles to fans of both franchises.

May 17, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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ESCAPE ROOM (2019)

If you thought Jigsaw’s elaborate death traps broke believability for what was logistically improbable, wait until you see the craziness “Escape Room” cooks up.

May 15, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE HEAD HUNTER (2018)

“The Head Hunter” catches lightning in a bottle through invested ingenuity, even though its gaunt narrative leaves more than one thing to be desired.

May 13, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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CHARLIE SAYS (2019)

“Charlie Says” stokes several fires of feminist empowerment, although its sometimes-scattered storytelling openly invites bad takes regarding how it represents its subjects.

May 10, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE CONVENT (HERETIKS) (2018)

If you’ve seen one Mother Superior stereotype in a horror movie, you really have seen them all.

May 8, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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EXTREMELY WICKED, SHOCKINGLY EVIL AND VILE (2019)

The intangible trauma becomes frighteningly fascinating as a tragic tale of how violence perpetuates victims long after initial crimes are committed.

May 6, 2019 by Ian Sedensky.
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