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THE DEAD CENTER (2018)

The dark aura of “The Dead Center” would pair terrifically with the supernatural suspense of “The Autopsy of Jane Doe” and the slasher thrills of “The Corpse of Anna Fritz.”

September 28, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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HELL HOUSE LLC II: THE ABADDON HOTEL (2018)

“Hell House LLC II” plays like a nickel-and-dime rush job scrabbling to find a story in the editing room instead of having clearly focused goals in mind.

September 26, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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RIDE (2018)

“Ride” coasts on cruise control towards an easy recommendation for Will Brill’s performance alone. Then the conveyor belt of contrivances creates a pileup demanding to drag down the grade.

September 24, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE CLOVEHITCH KILLER (2018)

“The Clovehitch Killer” creates an atypical serial killer thriller with intangibly haunting consequences for its characters and audience alike.

September 22, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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TALES FROM THE HOOD 2 (2018)

“Tales from the Hood 2” still gets the basic job done, though its lack of refinement means it may as well be slugged out of a Solo cup instead of a stemmed glass.

September 19, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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HE'S OUT THERE (2018)

What kind of quality can be expected from a movie whose director used a pseudonym and whose publicist employed imaginary praise to drum up an illusion of acclaim?

September 17, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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BLOOD CHILD (2017)

I would believe “Blood Child” is a true story before I’d believe any one of its actors as an authentic person.

September 14, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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SLICE (2018)

“Slice’s” episodic story plays out in film form like stream of consciousness ramblings randomly ripped from a stoner’s notebook.

September 12, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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MARA (2018)

“Mara’s” mediocrity prevents it from being memorable, even among its equally unimpressive peers in the sleep paralysis subgenre.

September 10, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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HOSTILE (2017)

Even though “Hostile” hits bumps impeding immersion in its fiction, inventive craftsmanship enables it to be more easily appreciated as a movie.

September 7, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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OUIJA HOUSE (2018)

Mischa Barton and Tara Reid I understand. But what in the world are Dee Wallace and Chris Mulkey doing in something like “Ouija House?”

September 5, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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BLOOD FEST (2018)

It’s simply splattery and silly, but in a blackly good-humored way that has the colorful enthusiasm of an R-rated “Goosebumps” movie for adults.

September 3, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE BAD NUN (2018)

Stick to the advice offered earlier and don’t see this movie. Unless it’s already too late, in which case, welcome to our collective misery.

August 31, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE HAPPYTIME MURDERS (2018)

I came out badly wanting the movie to be better than it is. Should you choose to cruise into its black hole of humor, you’ll come out with the same wish.

August 29, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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NIGHTMARE SHARK (2018)

“Nightmare Shark” positions itself as the “Nightmare on Elm Street” of killer shark movies, but it’s not even the “Bad Dreams” of killer shark movies.

August 27, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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SANTA JAWS (2018)

A family fantasy tone makes the film feel like a Hallmark holiday movie with a dash of Syfy creature feature cream spilled in its campy coffee.

August 24, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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DOWN A DARK HALL (2018)

More of an indifferent nibble on Netflix than a specifically sought after rental, “Down a Dark Hall’s” plainly straightforward nature earns it a median grade.

August 22, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE BASEMENT (2018)

If you’ve seen M. Night Shyamalan’s “Split,” you’ve already seen a better version of “The Basement.”

August 20, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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UPGRADE (2018)

“Upgrade” plays less like a lower-budgeted 1980s Schwarzenegger extravaganza and more like a bigger-budgeted Full Moon sci-fi romp.

August 17, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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PATIENT ZERO (2018)

Although “Patient Zero” isn’t as abysmally awful as “Day of the Dead: Bloodline,” it isn’t a particularly fascinating, full-bodied, or worthwhile film either.

August 15, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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