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HOSTILE (2017)

Even though “Hostile” hits bumps impeding immersion in its fiction, inventive craftsmanship enables it to be more easily appreciated as a movie.

September 7, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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OUIJA HOUSE (2018)

Mischa Barton and Tara Reid I understand. But what in the world are Dee Wallace and Chris Mulkey doing in something like “Ouija House?”

September 5, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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BLOOD FEST (2018)

It’s simply splattery and silly, but in a blackly good-humored way that has the colorful enthusiasm of an R-rated “Goosebumps” movie for adults.

September 3, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE BAD NUN (2018)

Stick to the advice offered earlier and don’t see this movie. Unless it’s already too late, in which case, welcome to our collective misery.

August 31, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE HAPPYTIME MURDERS (2018)

I came out badly wanting the movie to be better than it is. Should you choose to cruise into its black hole of humor, you’ll come out with the same wish.

August 29, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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NIGHTMARE SHARK (2018)

“Nightmare Shark” positions itself as the “Nightmare on Elm Street” of killer shark movies, but it’s not even the “Bad Dreams” of killer shark movies.

August 27, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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SANTA JAWS (2018)

A family fantasy tone makes the film feel like a Hallmark holiday movie with a dash of Syfy creature feature cream spilled in its campy coffee.

August 24, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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DOWN A DARK HALL (2018)

More of an indifferent nibble on Netflix than a specifically sought after rental, “Down a Dark Hall’s” plainly straightforward nature earns it a median grade.

August 22, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE BASEMENT (2018)

If you’ve seen M. Night Shyamalan’s “Split,” you’ve already seen a better version of “The Basement.”

August 20, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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UPGRADE (2018)

“Upgrade” plays less like a lower-budgeted 1980s Schwarzenegger extravaganza and more like a bigger-budgeted Full Moon sci-fi romp.

August 17, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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PATIENT ZERO (2018)

Although “Patient Zero” isn’t as abysmally awful as “Day of the Dead: Bloodline,” it isn’t a particularly fascinating, full-bodied, or worthwhile film either.

August 15, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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DEAD NIGHT (2017)

Because “Dead Night” is so incomprehensibly conceived, I’m morbidly curious how much worse “Applecart” possibly could have been.

August 13, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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ALONG CAME THE DEVIL (2018)

Issues with “Along Came the Devil” have as much to do with what we’ve seen before as they do with what the movie perplexingly never shows us at all.

August 10, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE KEEPING HOURS (2017)

You absolutely have to be in the mood for a movie designed to make you reach for tissues. Expectations for anything else can only end in dulled disappointment.

August 8, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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SUMMER OF 84 (2018)

Imperfectly conceived via a stuttering screenplay, “Summer of 84” nevertheless maintains enough mystique to warrant a worthwhile watch.

August 6, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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PLEDGE (2018)

“Pledge” blends its various components beautifully for a “just right” bowl of Goldilocks porridge in the form of a well-balanced little chiller.

August 3, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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ARAGNE: SIGN OF VERMILLION (2018 - Japanese)

Combining the psycho-science of “Parasite Eve” with the nightmarish texture of “Silent Hill,” “Aragne: Sign of Vermillion” slices an unsettling piece of animated horror.

August 1, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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PUPPET MASTER: THE LITTLEST REICH (2018)

Light on substance, yet heavy on slaughter, I can’t accurately predict whom “Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich” will offend and whom it will delight.

July 30, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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CAM (2018)

“Cam” is a clever, creepy, completely compelling character deconstruction and reconstruction nestled inside an enigmatically eerie horror story.

July 27, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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OUR HOUSE (2018)

Running on a quieter engine of pulled-out pacing, “Our House” has a harder time besting buzzier opponents in the growing arena of grieving family spook shows.

July 25, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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