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PATIENT ZERO (2018)

Although “Patient Zero” isn’t as abysmally awful as “Day of the Dead: Bloodline,” it isn’t a particularly fascinating, full-bodied, or worthwhile film either.

August 15, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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DEAD NIGHT (2017)

Because “Dead Night” is so incomprehensibly conceived, I’m morbidly curious how much worse “Applecart” possibly could have been.

August 13, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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ALONG CAME THE DEVIL (2018)

Issues with “Along Came the Devil” have as much to do with what we’ve seen before as they do with what the movie perplexingly never shows us at all.

August 10, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE KEEPING HOURS (2017)

You absolutely have to be in the mood for a movie designed to make you reach for tissues. Expectations for anything else can only end in dulled disappointment.

August 8, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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SUMMER OF 84 (2018)

Imperfectly conceived via a stuttering screenplay, “Summer of 84” nevertheless maintains enough mystique to warrant a worthwhile watch.

August 6, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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PLEDGE (2018)

“Pledge” blends its various components beautifully for a “just right” bowl of Goldilocks porridge in the form of a well-balanced little chiller.

August 3, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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ARAGNE: SIGN OF VERMILLION (2018 - Japanese)

Combining the psycho-science of “Parasite Eve” with the nightmarish texture of “Silent Hill,” “Aragne: Sign of Vermillion” slices an unsettling piece of animated horror.

August 1, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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PUPPET MASTER: THE LITTLEST REICH (2018)

Light on substance, yet heavy on slaughter, I can’t accurately predict whom “Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich” will offend and whom it will delight.

July 30, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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CAM (2018)

“Cam” is a clever, creepy, completely compelling character deconstruction and reconstruction nestled inside an enigmatically eerie horror story.

July 27, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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OUR HOUSE (2018)

Running on a quieter engine of pulled-out pacing, “Our House” has a harder time besting buzzier opponents in the growing arena of grieving family spook shows.

July 25, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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DEMON HOUSE (2018)

Whatever you already think about the legitimacy of Zak Bagans’ paranormal investigations is what you’re still going to think after end credits roll.

July 23, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE MAN WHO KILLED HITLER AND THEN THE BIGFOOT (2018)

For good or for bad, there’s a fair chance that “The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then The Bigfoot” isn’t the movie those words might shape in your mind.

July 20, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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RAMPAGE (2018)

“Rampage” comes close to consideration for a family-friendly “Godzilla” alternative whose ham-handed drama only sometimes gets in the way of creative creature feature carnage.

July 18, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE DEVIL'S DOORWAY (2018)

“The Devil’s Doorway” has enough meat on its bones to earn a leg up on “The Devil Inside,” but not enough intrigue to bump past the chills of “The Last Exorcism.”

July 16, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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5th PASSENGER (2018)

I’m sorry to have to say this to anyone who has yet to hear it, or may be unwilling to accept it. “5th Passenger” is simply a flop.

July 13, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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KING COHEN (2017)

It rightly recognizes the larger-than-life filmmaker as true cinema royalty, and never misses an opportunity to express that positive perspective to viewers.

July 11, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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DARK WEB (2018)

Viewers are treated to a varietal assortment of bite-sized blah masquerading as an interwoven microbudget movie.

July 9, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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OUIJA SEANCE: THE FINAL GAME (2018)

Despite initially appearing as though it might have uniquely foreign flavor, “Ouija Séance” ends up being tap water terror from a microbudget faucet.

July 6, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE DOMESTICS (2018)

With a marital strife melodrama sitting at its center, “The Domestics” has too tame of a tempo for the campy component of its setup to stay in step with the style.

July 4, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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TAU (2018)

“Tau” ogles Maika Monroe so obsessively that I wouldn’t be surprised if her talent agent sued the production company for misrepresentation of their project’s purpose.

July 2, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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