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KEEP WATCHING (2017)

Bella Thorne needs just one more long-delayed dud to dethrone Mischa Barton as the queen of forgettable thrillers dumped to home video.

February 8, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE CLOVERFIELD PARADOX (2018)

Cutaway scenes constituting a loose Cloverfield connection feel more forcibly included than dad’s mistress at a family reunion.

February 7, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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INOPERABLE (2017)

“Inoperable” learned the wrong lesson from “Lost” about instilling suspense and made the same mistake of not thinking through its threads beforehand.

February 6, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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VICTOR CROWLEY (2017)

Whatever side of the blade one uses to slice it, “Victor Crowley” meets the standard for old-school slasher mayhem with a self-aware streak of black humor.

February 5, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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DESOLATION (2017-II)

Attracting attention for its mildly bizarre initial atmosphere, rational moves take the movie off track as a darkly nightmarish drama.

February 2, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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BAD APPLES (2018)

“Bad Apples” badly wants to be in John Carpenter’s orbit, but it isn’t even competent enough to be considered Ed Wood adjacent.

January 31, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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BEFORE WE VANISH (2017 - Japanese)

Those looking past its love handles can find an intriguingly offbeat experience they most likely were not expecting.

January 29, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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MOM AND DAD (2017)

One might not think a movie molded for midnight madness would have so much to say about complicated parent-child relationships.

January 25, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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BATMAN: GOTHAM BY GASLIGHT (2018)

It feels like Batman.  It feels in step with “The Animated Series.”  And yet, “Gotham by Gaslight” is literally in a world all its own.

January 24, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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JIGSAW (2017)

“Jigsaw” makes for a surprisingly solid stab at rejuvenating a long-toothed property whose corpse was as cold as John Kramer’s.

January 23, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE MIDNIGHT MAN (2016)

Can we add ‘conjuring creepypasta boogeypeople’ to the list of tired terror tropes to be put on ice for a while?

January 22, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE OPEN HOUSE (2018)

“The Open House” has nearly nothing of note, leaving just a throwaway thriller not at all worthy of bearing the Netflix name.

January 19, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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GODZILLA: PLANET OF THE MONSTERS (2017 - Japanese)

“Planet of the Monsters” impresses as a mature science-fiction epic with large-scale scope, although it undeniably underwhelms as a Godzilla-specific story.

January 18, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE DEVIL'S WELL (2017)

I can commend the filmmakers for putting in honest effort to deliver the best formulaic “found footage” horror movie they could, even if the end result is dully redundant.

January 17, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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VILLMARK ASYLUM (2015 - Norwegian)

A number of “at least…” qualifiers keep “Villmark Asylum” from being hit by the same stale stick beating its dead horse of a story.

January 15, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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INSIDE (2016)

Someone with no qualms about subtitles or unflinching gore has no reason to drive down this dull detour when a bolder route splits at the same fork.

January 12, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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DAY OF THE DEAD: BLOODLINE (2018)

“Day of the Dead: Bloodline” mounts a persuasive ‘For Your Consideration’ campaign in the category of “Worst Movie to Bear the ‘Day of the Dead’ Name.”

January 11, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE STRANGE ONES (2017)

Maybe when I see echoing emptiness behind the drearily dreamy drama of “The Strange Ones,” I’m rightfully seeing straight into hollowness where others swear they see substance.

January 10, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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DEVIL'S GATE (2017)

I have to believe that “Devil’s Gate” had grander ambitions (than) to deliver a ho-hum episode of “The X-Files” in DTV feature form.

January 9, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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BRAWL IN CELL BLOCK 99 (2017)

“Brawl in Cell Block 99” intentionally, and exuberantly, takes Tobias Beecher’s worst waking nightmares and exaggerates, exacerbates, and exalts them tenfold.

January 5, 2018 by Ian Sedensky.
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