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GERALD'S GAME (2017)

Gugino and Greenwood pair perfectly, matching each other’s moods and mindsets with countering conflicts keeping intensity elevated.

September 29, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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RYDE (2016)

Whatever the unknown number of disposable DTV detritus I’ve reviewed is up to now, “Ryde” increases it by one.

September 28, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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FRIDAY THE 13th PART VII: THE NEW BLOOD (1988)

From the Carrie White clone to the cheap coincidence of a conveniently populated cabin a few feet away, “The New Blood’s” setups are admittedly silly.

September 27, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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LEATHERFACE (2017)

“Leatherface” can succinctly be summed up as an outstanding Julien Maury and Alexandre Bustillo effort that is only a mediocre “Texas Chainsaw” film.

September 26, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE HOUSES OCTOBER BUILT 2 (2017)

If vicariously living a 3D experience in 2D makes little sense to you as enthralling entertainment, prepare for a second serving of dull disappointment.

September 25, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE POUGHKEEPSIE TAPES (2007)

When anyone asks me as a jaded horror junkie if there is any movie capable of rattling me, my first answer is “The Poughkeepsie Tapes.”

September 22, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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FRIDAY THE 13th PART VI: JASON LIVES (1986)

On the list of all-time dumbest ways a horror movie character comes back to life, only Freddy Krueger’s flaming dog piss resurrection ranks higher.

September 21, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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A GHOST STORY (2017)

If it didn’t have two big stars and the clout of an A24 banner, I doubt people would pay one-tenth of the attention given to “A Ghost Story.”

September 20, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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AMONG THE LIVING (2014 - French)

“Among the Living” excels at eliciting reactionary impulses.  Getting an audience to invest in true immersion however is easier said than done.

September 19, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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ENTRANCE (2012)

“Entrance” brings to mind “Absentia” in that it is a small-scale “slice of life” slow burner wringing oppressive dread out of an ordinary existence.

September 18, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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BAG BOY LOVER BOY (2014)

“Bag Boy Lover Boy” is what happens when a sleazy exploitation thriller impregnates an experimental arthouse indie.

September 15, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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DEMONS (2017)

A heavy emphasis on contemplative conversations keeps it calm, which isn’t an exciting way for a supernatural thriller to win over a crowd.

September 14, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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COLD MOON (2016)

While “Cold Moon” is not at all a total loss because of or in spite of its oddness, nearly everything about it is a little bit “off” in some way.

September 13, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE BASEMENT (2017-I)

What really ends up lost in translation is the film’s entire cinematic language for sensibly spinning a scary story.

September 12, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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AGAINST THE NIGHT (AMITYVILLE PRISON) (2017)

I’ll cut straight to the chase by curbing instincts to cut loose with sarcasm and simply say, “Against the Night” is not an entertaining thriller.

September 11, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE HATRED (2017)

A sudden sprint to end credits leaves an impression that “The Hatred” would willingly settle for “meh” when a bump in effort might have yielded more.

September 8, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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TEMPLE (2017)

The final cut to black comes so abruptly, you’ll swear it can’t really be the end, even though you’ll welcome the merciful fact that it is.

September 7, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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PARANORMAL SEX TAPE (2016)

It’s like someone shot random footage of a woman walking around and writhing naked on a bed, and was dared to cut that content into a coherent story. That’s a dare lost, by the way.

September 6, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE LIMEHOUSE GOLEM (2017)

While it may not work as a whodunit, the movie satisfies as an immersive period piece punctuated by brief bits of ghastly gruesomeness.

September 5, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE MUMMY (2017)

“The Mummy” hits more of a bloop single into right field: good enough to get on base, not so much for driving in a go-ahead run.

September 4, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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