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THE ATONING (2017)

Unless you find creaking floors and slowly opening doors to be spooky, you’re in for one excruciatingly uneventful movie.

August 31, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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JACKALS (2017)

“Jackals” has external appeal as a moderately frightening thriller, but not enough depth for scant scary movie satisfaction to last very long.

August 30, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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GHOST HOUSE (2017)

“Ghost House” is a standard vengeful ghost yarn whose only unique draw is the Thailand backdrop behind its setting and mythology.

August 29, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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DEATH NOTE (2017)

Maybe this isn’t the “Death Note” that diehards desire.  But maybe it’s the “Death Note” that makes the most sense for the mainstream.

August 28, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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CLOWNTERGEIST (2017)

For a film made with favors from friends and couch cushion change, “Clowntergeist” sinks more buckets than it misses.

August 25, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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CIRCUS KANE (2017)

While you won’t be imploring friends to vault it to the top of their watch lists, “Circus Kane” works well enough for empty calorie entertainment.

August 24, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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STARSHIP TROOPERS: TRAITOR OF MARS (2017)

As straightforward sci-fi, “Starship Troopers: Traitor of Mars” hits the right notes for an action-packed animated adventure, even if it is predictable.

August 23, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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ANTI MATTER (2016)

Its integrity as a smart story and inventiveness as a motion picture make its overachieving attitude all the more endearing.

August 22, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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DEMONIC (2015)

This is one time that the mighty Mr. Wan forgot to take off his glove before applying his usual Midas touch.

August 21, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE EVIL IN US (2016)

Chopping a trio of plain plotlines into one overall narrative isn’t enough of a distraction tactic to hide how predictably rote all three are.

August 18, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE DOMICILE (2017)

It’s one thing for a movie to be bad. It’s another thing to be boring. To be both is simply inexcusable, and that sums up “The Domicile.”

August 17, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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WTF (2017)

Without any charm to its “maybe/maybe not” comedy, “WTF” only ends up as unwoke as any 21st-century teen slasher can possibly be.

August 16, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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DAVE MADE A MAZE (2017)

Literally by way of its production, and figuratively in terms of its title character, “Dave Made a Maze” shows how far an artist can take ambition using imagination.

August 15, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE MONSTER PROJECT (2017)

It’s not a story.  It’s not even scary.  It’s a series of frightening faces lunging at the camera in monochromatic night vision.

August 14, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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30 YEARS OF GARBAGE: THE GARBAGE PAIL KIDS STORY (2016)

Seeing creators and collectors recall the cards so enthusiastically fires up flux capacitors of fondness using weapons-grade nostalgia.

August 11, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE ICE CREAM TRUCK (2017)

“The Ice Cream Truck” is something like “Desperate Housewives” meets… well, I’m not exactly sure what.  The movie isn’t entirely sure either.

August 10, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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CUT SHOOT KILL (2017)

“Cut Shoot Kill” puts a spin on the fictional-fear-becomes-reality premise that is intermittently enjoyable, albeit ultimately ordinary.

August 9, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE MANSION (LE MANOIR) (2017 - French)

In cases like these, I can’t quite tell if my mumbled “meh” and shrugged shoulders have more to do with the movie or with me.

August 8, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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TEEN WOLF (1985)

“Teen Wolf” towers over pedestrian plotting and by-the-book building blocks to be an amusing star vehicle with classic 1980s charm.

August 7, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE NIGHT WATCHMEN (2017)

It comes down to whether or not farting vampire clowns getting high on weed tickles your funny bone.

August 4, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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