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13 DEMONS (2016)

No matter how cool the concept may be for RPG enthusiasts, it’s only good for one gallon of gas trying to fuel a 15-gallon tank.

July 7, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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LAKE ALICE (LAKE TOMAHAWK) (2017)

“Lake Alice” relies too much on its silly surprise destination instead of fulfilling a satisfying journey of suspense.

July 6, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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GREMLIN (2017)

If it had a 1990s production date, “Gremlin” could find a home on a Blockbuster Video shelf alongside Full Moon’s slate of likeminded fare.

July 5, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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2:22 (2017)

The missing ingredient is the oomph, the x-factor, or the je ne sais quoi that would put “extra” in front of “ordinary.”

July 4, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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DARKNESS RISING (2017)

“Darkness Rising” plays as though it were built autonomously using a beta version of a “Scary Movie Generator” app.

July 3, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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NEVER HERE (2017)

Think indie character study instead of “Rear Window,” as this is Hitchcock by way of Sofia Coppola or Jim Jarmusch.

June 30, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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OKJA (2017)

The tonal imbalance between cinematic fun and seriously weighty stakes never evens out in enjoyment’s best interests.

June 29, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE HOUSEMAID (2016 - Vietnamese)

“The Housemaid” is an elegantly eerie thriller with the grand Gothic style of “Dark Shadows” before Barnabas Collins became the star of the show.

June 28, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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DESOLATION (2017-I)

“Desolation” doesn’t necessarily need any more story than that, though it does need more suspense to sharpen its edge.

June 27, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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AMITYVILLE: NO ESCAPE (2016)

The bar is so low for both “found footage” and anything with the word “Amityville” that jaded audiences simply anticipate disappointment from the start.

June 26, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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SERPENT (2017)

Amanda Evans’ directorial feature debut is a psychological portrait exploring a fractured marriage facing internal as well as external threats.

June 23, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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MY FRIEND DAHMER (2017)

“My Friend Dahmer” tells a tragic tale of a teen as invisibly inconsequential as any other, yet fated to be remembered as anything but.

June 22, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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ANNABELLE: CREATION (2017)

Put expectations on “popcorn” and its domino line of expertly crafted illusions culminates in a crash of devilishly crowd-pleasing shrieks.

June 21, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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MIDNIGHTERS (2017)

The movie’s suspense is subdued by its sullen setting when its noir-ish tone and tension is shouting to have a more scorching edge.

June 20, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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REPLACE (2017)

“Replace” positions horror using alluring atmosphere that is suggestive, seductive, and disconcertingly dreamlike in quality.

June 19, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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47 METERS DOWN (2017)

When you realize “47 Meters Down” aims to be an uncomplicated summertime thriller best consumed with a box of Milk Duds, it’s easy to settle into its style of suspense.

June 16, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE LURE (2015 - Polish)

As a purely offbeat, “out there” experience unlike few other films in existence, “The Lure” is an acid trip of alluring oddness.

June 15, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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DEATH POOL (2016)

Whatever the audience was meant to get out of it, what they receive is a dippy movie that doesn’t try nearly hard enough to have real impact.

June 14, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE LAWNMOWER MAN (1992)

“The Lawnmower Man” wears the crown for being the adaptation of a Stephen King work to least resemble its source material.

June 13, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE UNHOLY (1988)

What does a 1980s Full Moon fright flick look like when it has a multimillion dollar budget and an all-star cast?

June 12, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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