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DEATH POOL (2016)

Whatever the audience was meant to get out of it, what they receive is a dippy movie that doesn’t try nearly hard enough to have real impact.

June 14, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE LAWNMOWER MAN (1992)

“The Lawnmower Man” wears the crown for being the adaptation of a Stephen King work to least resemble its source material.

June 13, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE UNHOLY (1988)

What does a 1980s Full Moon fright flick look like when it has a multimillion dollar budget and an all-star cast?

June 12, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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PRISONER X (2016)

“Prisoner X” combines the Samuel L. Jackson thriller “Unthinkable” with the sci-fi setup of “Predestination.”

June 9, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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200 DEGREES (2017)

If the entire movie were as gleefully silly as its final scenes, it would be easy to grant “200 Degrees” a blessing for being “guilty pleasure” entertainment.

June 8, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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LET ME MAKE YOU A MARTYR (2016)

The viewer becomes caught in a conflict of wanting superficial salaciousness to be backed by substance the story simply doesn’t have.

June 7, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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CAMERA OBSCURA (2017)

Invest in the atmosphere and stick with the story and “Camera Obscura” rewards with a moodily macabre chiller, albeit a quietly self-contained one.

June 6, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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AARON'S BLOOD (2016)

Look past the bare spots in atmosphere and acting and one can see deeper meaning aching to be acknowledged.

June 5, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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BE AFRAID (2017)

It’s a textbook thriller built for one late night watch, for which it is perfectly fine, adequate, serviceable, and not bad.

June 2, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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CAPTURE (2017)

Take out the second screen novelty, which isn’t strong to begin with, and “Capture” is largely forgettable as “found footage.”

June 1, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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INICUO: THE BROTHERHOOD (2016 - Spanish)

I’ll be sent to Mars in a rocket ship before I’ll be able to make heads or tails of the story and describe the movie in any meaningful detail.

May 31, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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A CURE FOR WELLNESS (2016)

Spectacular visual style would be more impressive if the pace could keep sleepy eyes open enough to appreciate the effort.

May 30, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE EVIL WITHIN (2017)

Director Andrew Getty "was addicted to train wrecks.”  Apparently so much so that he obsessed over orchestrating one of his own.

May 26, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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BECOMING BOND (2017)

Storytelling is so smartly entertaining for the dramedy quotient that the takeaway upholds the adage, “if it ain’t true, it ought to be.”

May 25, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE DWARVES MUST BE CRAZY (2016 - Thai)

The music score sounds as if The Muppets composed background beats for a Margaritaville bar. And I don’t mean Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.

May 24, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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DARK SIGNAL (2016)

Evers-Swindell’s commitment to going for broke by stirring up so many subgenres in a single story is admirable, even if it isn’t always effective.

May 23, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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UNACKNOWLEDGED (2017)

“Unacknowledged” can’t help but excitedly expose itself as a dubious collection of crackpot conspiracy theories backed by highly specious “evidence."

May 22, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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BOYS IN THE TREES (2016)

By the time the film comes full circle, its quiet malaise morphs into a deeply affecting mood whose visual and emotional imprints cut sharply.

May 19, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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WOLVES AT THE DOOR (2016)

Despite its associated talent and underlying concept, “Wolves at the Door” defines a spectacularly disappointing misfire.

May 18, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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DEAD AWAKE (2016)

Try as it might, and boy does it try, “Dead Awake” is definitely not “A Nightmare on Elm Street.”

May 17, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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