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PIG (2010)

“Pig” is a rambling exercise in senseless shock value whose predetermined purpose is to be a meaningless movie.

April 12, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE BYE BYE MAN (2017)

For a PG-13 thriller left to freeze on a January release doorstep, “The Bye Bye Man” is a perfectly passable popcorn production.

April 11, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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QUARRIES (2016)

Put up against similar thrillers with less simple setups, “Quarries” is missing a hard hook to distinguish itself in the survivalist stalker subgenre.

April 10, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE TRANSFIGURATION (2016)

“The Transfiguration” is an often quiet, often bleak, introspective examination of overcoming hopelessness through humanity.

April 7, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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BETHANY (2017)

“Bethany” is simply so bland about everything it rehashes that its lethargic lifeline translates into boredom for the viewer.

April 6, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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TEEN TITANS: THE JUDAS CONTRACT (2017)

“Teen Titans: The Judas Contract” is a solidly entertaining animated adventure mixing topical teen melodrama into its action.

April 5, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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LIFE (2017)

Even though cinematic competency disqualifies “Life” from being “bad,” its formulaic flatness assures indifference as a likely audience response.

April 4, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE VOID (2016)

The film’s darkly demonic, understated intensity makes it the best John Carpenter movie not actually made by John Carpenter.

April 3, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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68 KILL (2017)

“68 Kill” gets away with its gobs of grindhouse grain by slathering scenery in dark humor and switching stereotypes regarding which sex wields the power.

March 31, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE HERETICS (2017)

Inconsistencies are tied together by evilly eerie cinematography and well-designed sound using style to counteract coming up short on ambition.

March 30, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE DEVIL'S CANDY (2015)

“The Devil’s Candy” whips up a smattering of standard horror film concepts in a cerebrally creepy presentation whose atmospheric sum is more compelling than its pedestrian parts.

March 29, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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(FROM A) HOUSE ON WILLOW STREET (2016)

If you pause the movie to take a phone call or grab a bite, it’s 50/50 if you’ll remember to return for the remainder later on.

March 28, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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MAYHEM (2017)

“Mayhem” invests most of its metaphoric money in violent stocks, bloody bonds, and a mutual fund of muah-ha-ha black humor.

March 27, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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TRAGEDY GIRLS (2017)

“Tragedy Girls” has done its homework on how to hook horror and humor into a singularly sassy, savvy, and splattery movie.

March 24, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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ATOMIC BLONDE (2017)

John Wick and James Bond have met their match, as there hasn’t been an action heroine this explosive since “Kill Bill.”

March 23, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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COLOSSAL (2016)

These unlikely potpourri pieces work in concert to create a unique motion picture that is funny, sweet, smart, sly, and sometimes even savage.

March 22, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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US AND THEM (2017)

Jack Roth’s motormouth and mannerisms suit Danny’s dangerous disposition to a T, and alone are enough to make the movie a worthwhile watch.

March 21, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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PREVENGE (2016)

“Prevenge” is unique among humorous horror films for having a pregnant protagonist and a cheeky angle on what that entails when she is also the antagonist.

March 20, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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GAME OF DEATH (2017)

Once “Game of Death” gets its premise off the ground, it turns into a wickedly gruesome ride that is miles more entertaining than its obnoxious opening.

March 17, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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FREEHOLD (TWO PIGEONS) (2017)

“Freehold” simmers its ramp-up with a prolonged pace that is sleepy, though its low-humming humor grows more infectious in the meanwhile.

March 16, 2017 by Ian Sedensky.
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