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THE POSSESSION EXPERIMENT (2016)

After dangling a few misleading carrots about its star and its setup, “The Possession Experiment” takes a deep dip in quality from the seven-minute mark forward.

December 6, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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IT WATCHES (2016)

Describing “It Watches” as not a very good movie would be something like saying John Wayne Gacy was not a very good clown.

December 5, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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BEYOND THE WALLS (2016 - French)

A nightmarishly chilling 90-minute mystery is tucked inside “Beyond the Walls,” if you're willing to go through a 140-minute mini-series to get there.

December 2, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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SIREN (2016)

“SiREN” lands in a sweet spot of mildly wild monster movie with a dash of otherworldly appeal tailored terrifically for a fright night tinged with fun.

December 1, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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V/H/S (2012)

The movie squanders any shot at momentum due to regularly resetting the timer on uninteresting exposition and unnecessary padding buffing up already bountiful bloat.

November 30, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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24x36: A MOVIE ABOUT MOVIE POSTERS (2016)

“24x36” is a complete chronicle of the medium’s ongoing evolution from studio advertising tool to cottage industry of contemporary collectibles.

November 29, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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HELL HOUSE LLC (2016)

“Hell House LLC” is an average “found footage” film whose score falls on the unfavorable side of the midline because there is no outstanding reason to suggest someone see it.

November 28, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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LOST SOUL: THE DOOMED JOURNEY OF RICHARD STANLEY'S ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU (2014)

“Lost Soul” tells the TMZ tale of how a force majeure superstorm of prima donna politics and broken black magic boomeranged back to poison a dream.

November 23, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR (2016)

Some surefire ways to guarantee thing go sideways in a horror movie: stay at a roadside motel, play with a Ouija board, or try bringing a loved one back from the dead.

November 22, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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TRAIN TO BUSAN (2016 - Korean)

Just to be different, I’ll summarize “Train to Busan” by saying it’s like “Under Siege 2: Dark Territory” meets “Left 4 Dead.”

November 21, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE EYES OF MY MOTHER (2016)

For everything a thumb or tomato can actually tell you, there may as well be a flipping coin icon instead of a number as its ‘Review Score’ rating.

November 18, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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LIGHTS OUT (2016)

It’s unabashedly artificial, yet works oh-so-well to both charm and chill anyone open to the Friday night frights of a movie engineered entirely for pure popcorn matinee thrills.

November 17, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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I AM THE PRETTY THING THAT LIVES IN THE HOUSE (2016)

It’s a gorgeous gorge on theatrical poeticism, though that definitely doesn’t translate into the most visually arresting narrative.

November 16, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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FEAR ITSELF (2015)

“Fear Itself” is the film equivalent of a Jackson Pollock painting: a stream of consciousness spatter whose scalable artistic value is purely subjective.

November 15, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE WITCHING (2016)

With horror this half-hearted, it’s no wonder that the impression left by “The Witching” doesn’t even make an indentation.

November 14, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE MONSTER (2016)

As skilled as "The Monster" is at tightening intensity between its two leads, suspense timing is way off once the beast drops between them.

November 9, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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THE HOUSE (HUSET) (2016 - German/Norwegian)

Connecting with its creepiness requires a deep appreciation of tiptoeing down haunted hallways, constant creaking, the persistent metronome of a pendulum clock, etc.

November 8, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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MY FATHER DIE (2016)

“My Father Die” is rough around the edges, though on that jagged edge is precisely where its unflinching grit demands to live.

November 7, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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THERAPY (2016 - French)

Awareness that the director was only 16 during filming seems essential in understanding why “Therapy” is the rather green movie it is.

November 4, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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INCARNATION (2016 - Serbian)

Serbian mystery-thriller “Incarnation” can be spoiled by revealing the ending isn’t the revelatory missing link you desperately want it to be.

November 3, 2016 by Ian Sedensky.
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